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I like eating grapes but some grapes are bad

I like the new language options for timeline filtering, I am also very looking forward to the day when live translation like they do in summer wars is also a thing

hey mastodon, sorry I kind of disappeared into hellbird for a little bit, I love you

You know right away that Merry and Pippin are catastrophic dipshits because of all the things they could put their talents to stealing, they chose to steal salad

Sam is the most heroic hobbit because he's deeply committed to helping his friend take the ring to get recycled despite it being very clear that he's really into going back home to his couch, but also managing to not like, make a whole deal about it

Gandalf: this ring is bad news, sell your house and meet me in Bree like, next year maybe
Frodo: cool, what are you gonna do
Gandalf: I gotta ride like halfway across the continent to read me a book because I'm an idiot wizard who hasn't invented the internet yet

Found this extremely mid-90s artifact of furry self-publishing while unpacking and I'm delighted

At this point in my life I thought I had experienced every color on the shame spectrum right up until I pulled the line "there is a dude in the internet with whom I have beef" out on my therapist this morning

I love how you can make art and it just like, exists, and it's in the world and people can continue to experience it and it's just like, divided from time and it's not an event or a conversation or something you have to be afraid you're missing out on

Been using twidere for a few months now and while I appreciate the chronological timeline and no ads option for an Android birdsite client I kind of super hate that there's no keyword muting and I get notifications from conversations I've muted, but it loves dropping notifications on my tweets basically the rest of the time, I have to log in on a computer to see actual activity on my posts

Also no CW function for posting to Mastodon

My guy is in the bathroom just ruthlessly brushing his teeth

me, at 2 am:
my brain:
me:
brain: the anime horny nosebleed is a boneurysm
me:
me: ok what the fuck

is bepis okay

Puddingcup saw my black pants and was just like hell yeah I'm gonna put some white fur on THAT

Why is advertising still so bad in this area of relentless data mining

It's been
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For being a post-scarcity society, Starfleet has some fucked up prisons

I love a speedpaint timelapse but you are missing so much when you aren't able to see what the person's hand is doing

My wife asked me if I had any ideas for a date night this weekend and I said apparently there's a brony con in town and I didn't realize you could get an annulment via sms but TIL

While it is very cool that furry cons have grown to the size where they have the same kind of registration problems as events like sdcc/pax, I think this is probably the point at which furry cons are too big for me to continue attending, haha

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