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I like eating grapes but some grapes are bad

At this point in my life I thought I had experienced every color on the shame spectrum right up until I pulled the line "there is a dude in the internet with whom I have beef" out on my therapist this morning

I love how you can make art and it just like, exists, and it's in the world and people can continue to experience it and it's just like, divided from time and it's not an event or a conversation or something you have to be afraid you're missing out on

Been using twidere for a few months now and while I appreciate the chronological timeline and no ads option for an Android birdsite client I kind of super hate that there's no keyword muting and I get notifications from conversations I've muted, but it loves dropping notifications on my tweets basically the rest of the time, I have to log in on a computer to see actual activity on my posts

Also no CW function for posting to Mastodon

My guy is in the bathroom just ruthlessly brushing his teeth

me, at 2 am:
my brain:
me:
brain: the anime horny nosebleed is a boneurysm
me:
me: ok what the fuck

Puddingcup saw my black pants and was just like hell yeah I'm gonna put some white fur on THAT

Why is advertising still so bad in this area of relentless data mining

For being a post-scarcity society, Starfleet has some fucked up prisons

I love a speedpaint timelapse but you are missing so much when you aren't able to see what the person's hand is doing

My wife asked me if I had any ideas for a date night this weekend and I said apparently there's a brony con in town and I didn't realize you could get an annulment via sms but TIL

While it is very cool that furry cons have grown to the size where they have the same kind of registration problems as events like sdcc/pax, I think this is probably the point at which furry cons are too big for me to continue attending, haha

D:

Dax: how do you think the Klingon crew will feel serving under a man without a house?
Worf: How they feel is unimportant. All I require from them is their obedience.
Me: ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ

I love every episode where Worf had to ask Sisko permission to go be a Klingon because Sisko always gives it without hesitation. Sisko fuckin loves those Klingons so bad, it didn't take him any effort to become one that one time

I, too, am in the shipping center, if you will.

Last week my friend Franpaccio introduced me to the Working Buddies anime, which is about these two cat friends who try a new service job in every four-minute episode, and I am already all the way on board

if you struggle with a deep-seated compulsion to try to live up to your parents' expectations, a helpful question to ask yourself is if they've ever demonstrated even the slightest interest in living up to yours

I don't know why I said furry telegram. I meant furry mastodon. Furry telegram channels are terrible.