Pinned toot

My drawings are like my children, and all of my children are huge disappointments

Pinned toot

I'm always a little embarrassed meeting friends I know from the internet in person for the first time because it's like oh uh sorry, I'm only funny online

Pinned toot

I'm muting myself because all my toots are dumb as hell and I shouldn't have to be exposed to them

Think I found my new favorite cheap dinner place. They serve three different kinds of pasties!

woke up in the middle of the night with the epiphany that I should deem all my sorry, unfinished, abandoned projects as β€œpractice” & now feelin liberated af

(pseud0pod on birdsite, if you want to see more of her stuff!)

My friend made me this sturdy and pragmatic character out of paper. :3c

craftsman who makes latex and plastics in small batches for custom-made inflatable animals that have to be inflated by mouth. but when you blow into the valve, you can't stop. the wind is being drawn completely out of you, as you become the animating force of the toy.

a witch who uses sympathetic magic to turn a lock of your hair into the thread that she uses to stitch the seams of a stuffed toy that, when finished, is you

I'd like to say I'm sorry to my normie friends but you knew what you were getting into

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Incineroar looks like a smart car covered with fiberglass insulation material

Real windy in the north end! Getting some power and internet blips.

There's a new lieutenant on the Enterprise and she served the captain a cup of herbal tea and his face pinched up SO hard

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