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REPTOIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I spend way too much time thinking about Disney World because it is not strictly reality. Beats drinking, I guess.

i wish i were a little bit porg, i wish i were a borg

poop poop poopin' on heaven's door

i'm making melty cheese with boutique chemical compounds

first you get the money, then you get the pizza, then you get the cheese farts

welcome to disney's magical express

in my butt

i need an adult to stop me from going to look at an apocalypse camper

🎵 a little bit of pizza all night long

🎵 a little bit of gary in a thong

hope everyone's toots are extra rootin' tootin' this funky thursday evening

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

because fuck you if you think i'm going to welcome an orange-lover to any group i have a say in.

I finally found a use for Facebook: Gathering evidence for which family weddings to boycott