Richard J. Anderson ✅ 🥔 @sanspoint@mastodon.social

@Tom Got two!

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The only way I make going to the gym even tolerable is by going in with a pre-set plan, knowing exactly what I need to do, doing it, and getting out as quickly as I can. I need it to be automatic. Changing things up, now that what I was doing seems to have stopped working, means I'll have to spend more time as I learn the new exercises, and that's stressful as hell. I fucking hate going to the gym, but the alternative isn't much better.

God I hate researching exercise routines, especially involving weights. All these crazy, slight variations of moving heavy things, and so many are known by other names depending on which database it's pulling from and I do not get why it makes one fucking bit of difference what grip I use when bench pressing dumbbells and shit and fuck who has time for any of this shit.

The only sci-fi writer who truly understood where technology was going was Douglas Adams, and as we converge closer and closer to the world of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, DNA's absense grows all the more painful.

"The statistical likelihood... is that other civilizations will arise. There will one day be lemon-soaked paper napkins. Till then there will be a short delay. Please return to your seat."

Flonnnnnnnnnng

FLONG.

plz do not roast me because i am a delicate little flower. plz tell me i am a good

Well, for those of you who didn't like the Stan Lee cameos in the Marvel movies, you don't have to worry about there being any more of them.

RIP

is down.

Good.

What.

THEY'RE DOING MAC AND ME?!

WHAT!

Oh, YES! Not only is Weird Al coming back to NYC on his “Strings Attached” tour, he’s playing Forest Hills Stadium! Not only is it a great venue, I can walk there and back!

Oh, hey! I got interviewed for the Micro Monday podcast. Listen if you want to hear a little bit about me, my history of doing stuff on the Internets, air guitar, opera, and thoughts on social media. It's only 20 minutes.

https://monday.micro.blog/2018/11/11/episode-rich-anderson.html

On the one hand, if there's anyone who deserves to get a punching,, it's Morrissey.

On the other hand, I don't think anyone should be getting up on stage during a show and attacking a performer. Hit him backstage, not during the set.

I DEMAND A REFUND.

🎶 It's the most boringest day in the house! 🎶

Baron Funds is renting out work for their annual investment conference, so everything over the speakers today is "Blah blah blah business blah blah blah returns blah blah blah outlook blah blah blah"