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Blatant self-promotion, to give myself a nice story to pin

Discursive anomalies for all ages
discursiveanomalies.com/
Short stories of all kinds
relationshipstatues.com/
Weird stories of some kind
longersky.com/
A flimsy excuse to throw money at me (at least, that's the story)
patreon.com/sargoth

And, to top it all off: a webring
icosahedron.website/@Sargoth/3

Also
one more thing
cats :3

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Hmm.
yeah, I could do one of those

A vital component of being on social media is to be company. This includes an element of interacting with others. But it also includes an element of being seen, of consistently being there, saying things that are at once new and unsurprising. There is an art to it, to be consistently novel and familiar. I cannot teach it to you, since it stems from you being yourself in the company of others; in exchange, we are company

Oh, and I like cats

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My favorite science fact is that gravity is basically a black box of predictable effects without a causal mechanism

Magnets
how do they work?
Gravity
what even is it?
Millenials
do they date?

We just don't know

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boost me once, shame on you. boost me twice,

*looks at words*
why don't I understand them?
*looks some more*
*realizes they are in Dutch*
ah, that explains things
*more lookage*
why do I understand them?

I am not saying that you are a door into another dimension, but when you move, your flannel pattern stays firmly in place, as if we are merely viewing a local instantiation of an infinite field of geometrically perfect, fashionably correct squares

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someday a sweet girl who smells of honey and blackseed and girl sweat and she will brush my hair and make eye contact with me in the mirror to tell me where and how I'm gonna die in deep reverberating tones that make my spine quiver and y'all I'm living for that day

Become the IPv6 address you want to see in the world

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You: There are too many streaming services.
Me:

Nostalgia is fine, but perhaps
perhaps
it is time to create new memories

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I feel resentful of the notion that I should have to finish anything for it to be a significant accomplishment

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