Sin Vega @sinvega@mastodon.social

SALVAGE KLAXON

thinking about how in skyrim everyone is aware there are dragons on the prowl and the authorities admit it too. And the response it to close the city gates, and not, say, 80% of the population immediately fleeing the cities like real humans would

hiring a new crewman on the grounds that she has no formal qualifications and thus is probably useful

JUST FIX THE FUCKING REACTOR CHLOE I DON'T PAY YOU 2% OF ITS VALUE TO CHAT SHIT

just got jumped by a "pirate" who demanded 20 grand, unaware that I AM INSURED FOR 100 GRAND EAT PROPELLANT SUCKERRRR

thinking about how victor meldrew is considered a moaning old bastard in the popular memory, when he was actually a very kind and honest person who stood up for himself and everyone around him, and the many utter dickheads he met didn't like that

important to do your legs and hair and put on some nice clothes and then lie in bed under a blanket all night anyway

do you think the inventor of crisps knew what they'd given to humanity

watching the last vestiges of melanin gradually shrink away to nothing, I feel my mind finally succumb to an overpowering thirst for mayonnaise

I try not to listen to strangers for too long in case it starts a quest

also shot his partner, but alas, there were three of them. Damn nearly got them, would have if they didn't have the levering perk. Got to admit, the way they got me was excellent - I was about to shoot one and the third one leapt in front of her and shot me down.

That one turned out to have a fucking ludicrous 700 levels on me, but they saved their friend so I can't really be angry

Just stood still between two explosions then shot a guy when he came to check for my body 💪

also watched someone shooting while being attacked by two fireboys. Lucky to come out of that alive

also with the cheapest rifle in the game

ngl this was a good shot

just had a fun one where I totally murdered one of a trio who were running off to try to steal a bounty from another team. The latter team later beat them and ran past me, with no idea I was there.

I really really hope they don't add a post match movement report. The number of unknowns is exactly what makes Hunt so unique and interesting. Knowing where everyone was every time would remove the mystery and make it more boring.

oh well. I got him then he got me, I suppose that makes us even