this song slaps because it advocates for robbing the wealthy

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"900 million put to bed
40 bill' a year would've had em fed
And I ain't no mathematician
But spending trillions on ammunition
Sort of suggests that you're in a position
To help with the living conditions
Of those who are in the divisions
They can't have admission to better positioning, innit?"

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The bouncer squints skeptically at the ID. "This really you?" he asks, half-jokingly.

"Well, no, it's not," Magritte says, "it's a representation of--"

‪Imagining the Lafferty brothers from the book Under the Banner of Heaven packaging and mailing racist pamphlets to Mormon clergy singing in unison‬

‪🎶We’re mailing ra-ci-sm🎶‬

to whoever is outside my house scraming "USE CWs" i will NEVER use CWs!!

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@pisschrist - this is redundant. of course christ pissed
@rachel - knzk gang og, has a cool hat :-]
@realtoddhoward - warning do NOT follow todd he doesn't like it ;)
@redrocks - New 2019 Ford Ranger Midsize Pickup Truck
@revpox - hacker extraordinaire
@Rink - rink is a cat. thank you rink - shepard stone is KIND
@skrrt_vonnegut - renowned author of such classics as Thotterhouse Five
@smudgehell - born with blue hair
@theinternet - do not tell f. engels you are emailing her

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can't believe someone bought and then parked it.

not cool buddy

Boost to add another pollen granule to this bat's little face

Yesterday the 1945 Dizzy Gillespie/Charlie Parker "Salt Peanuts" came on my favorite jazz station and I bounced off the walls shouting out "SALT PEANUTS!" randomly for at least an hour afterwards.

strength 1
dexterity 2
constitution 1
intelligence 1
wisdom 3
candles 75
charisma 1

someone who is good at d&d please help me redistribute this. my character is dying in a well-lit cave

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Really enjoying this Tom Hanks classic movie, Big. Very much hope they don’t, for absolutely no reason, add in a sex scene with Tom Hanks the young boy and then also awkwardly have him wave goodbye to the woman who then finds out he was a child the whole time in an oversized suit at the end.

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