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REMINDER THAT THIS ACCOUNT DOES, ALWAYS HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL KILL CHASERS, REPLY TO ANY OF MY POSTS TO GET A FREE BLOOD DRAINING

as of today they are literally making frasier 2

microcheating is when you turn creative mode on in minecraft just to get a specific item and then turning survival back on

when people talk shit about monads on here they are referring to liebnizian monads

microcheating (letting go of the chess pieces without moving them)

boost if youve ever been tricked into doing "unbind all" or "quit smoking" in tf2

installing two dozen alternators into my car so i can turn podcasts into beam attacks

user 'james cheese' has been tormenting me by sending me this picture. i fear for my life

I love how every time you read something about what the USSR did it's always like "oh this was ideologically motivated" "it's propagandistic", as though those things aren't also exactly true of capitalism

funny to me that gamers complain about games being pay to win but then think that capitalism is a great system

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it tastes *exactly* like how i remember peanut butter being like only my esophagus won't swell shut if i look at it

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i have had a sunflower butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast every day for a week now because of the sheer novelty of this thrilling brush with death

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