Pinned toot

me, being sprayed in the face by a leak as soon as i open the faucet: it's over for you, hose

mr sandman
i hate sand
itโ€™s rough and course
and it gets everywhere

Just saw a pragerU ad about how people say happy holidays instead of Merry Christmas. Y'all are really running out of material huh.

you: small anti-fascist gathering

me, an intellectual: itty bitty gritty committee

I want the "Chipmunks On 16 Speed" album on vinyl damn it.

food Show more

mh-ish (~) Show more

Show more

secret spineberg's choices:


Follow friends and discover new ones. Publish anything you want: links, pictures, text, video. This server is run by the main developers of the Mastodon project. Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!