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i think i have a normal penis. completely unremarkable

could god make an edging video that he couldnt cum to?

just really been getting into thee oh sees and not much else

@geet Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. General Electric: we bring good things to life.

hell yeah i'm an american woman

hell yeah i want alimony

all i money you got

i feel like the hypothetical fighting styles of most of my friends would be shooting at things but mine has always been punching/hitting things with extreme force

What if you lived every year of your life in a random order

i laugh, police surround me in town square, i laugh harder
my katana is drawn, but i slowly move it to my sheathe
it makes a click as the guard hits the opening, every british royal instantly decapitated

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