Sporks Pantalones @sporks@mastodon.social

you wouldn't ANTIQUE a ROADSHOW

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Idea: Homeopathic blockchain

me: cute dog!! so fluffy!

them: aw yeah, shes very hot today though! all that fur

me: yeah tell me about it! its on days like these that i transform into a human

just eat them eat the leafs that's all there is to it

toot

why isn't there a Canadian instance called moosetodon

Gonna get some new pins made

shook out my shoes and a maple tree whirligig fell out and spun to the ground
NATURE !!!!!!

y'all, i just got back from the year 2035 AD and I'm here to report that Target basically still looks the same on the inside. I only went into Target, sorry.

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR will to live!

Pwease no sweaty

@lawremipsum Drums. Drums in the deep. They are coming... https://mastodon.social/media/a2jNhx07a4Sv3IjQGzs

@sireebob lucky for you i know how image editing software works

@envgen @roadrunner @jk

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*Civil War-era violin music begins to play*

My dearest Lulabelle,

Beloved, it is with a heavy heart that I write to you from the battlefield to tell you that we have updated the terms and conditions of our Privacy Policy...

This is too much power