*steps outside, looks up*
OP DO YOU TAKE CRITICISM
The Eugen milkshake duck moment is gonna rock our fucking world, and I don't know if I'm excited for it or not
The capybara is a truly majestic beast; it is the catbus of rodents.
a handsome meatball for my fellow tooters
Wotan decided to pose. He knows how good he looks
I’m on two instances at once and I feel like live bees are going to start flying out of my mouth
this is my favorite picture that I've taken in a while. it's a colony of hydroid (invertebrate animals) that use their tentacles to stun prey and pull it into their mouths. this species is called the pink hearted hydroid. plz always send me weird ocean things. weird shit from the ocean is my life blood.
Sex is great and all.
But have you ever tried dying in a shallow creek bed and letting the earth slowly mineralize your skeleton for future scientists to study your remains?
replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.
Now I'm exhausted so straight to bed
Celine Dion gifs
hmm i have to work tomorrow. seems like a bad call
Can I have some böösts brøther?
(I didn't drive, but just getting out of the house is really exhausting for me)
Cleaned out the fridge, lads
My mom thinks I'm awesome, but she doesn't read my toots. Don't read my toots, mom!
I would love to follow you all back, but I don't have enough brains
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