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oh yeah i forgot to post about it here, but sometime in november i'm gonna start putting out a web serial of a to be determined length, no chapters up yet, but there's a brief introduction on the site. tasnyx.wordpress.com

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just rewatched Sonic The Hedgehog, even on a rewatch i felt it all, i laughed, i cried, i felt for the blue hedgehog but i noticed something new. In every scene, sonic had a gun and said "if i dont get my shit sucked like a hoover im blowing my brains out" There is no doubt in my mind that this film is a triumph of cinema

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i will never apologize for stealing ketchup packets from burger king and dry jacking it like god has died and went to hell

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reading capital at 17 and realizing that the world is fucked forever is the same thing as entering a warlock pact with a god

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hello again, new chapter of my web serial up, kind of late, dont care i dont get paid for this tasnyx.wordpress.com/2020/12/0

In the hallmark movie I’d be the aloof male love interest who was born and raised in this town and who is always eating handfuls of dirt mid conversation

50 minutes left on bandcamp friday, still time to show reverence through buying my music..

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today is still bandcamp friday, i make ambient noise under the name Sunrise King, working on an album, would appreciate any support sunriseking.bandcamp.com

In the hallmark movie I’d be the aloof male love interest who was born and raised in this town and who is always eating handfuls of dirt mid conversation

if you let me ride in the scrambler alone 6 times in a row, I could solve all the problems that plague the american people easily.

there is no room for hate or love in the Vengabus, it is a place stuck in amber, where neither prosperity nor downfall will bloom. Also the six flags guy is jacking off in there.

dont really care what any defrocked writer with a substack says about the optics of "defund the police" means, since it is shadow-boxing of shadow-boxing. Capital exists, police exists. Only one thing to do about it, saying anything else just feels good.

the most feverish ad trend was just advertisements on tv about how you're gonna make all your friends love you by sharing a coca cola with them. and well guess what? they're right.

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thinking about the don draper esque guy of the mid 2000's who works in the soda ad industry who just writes on a big pad in sharpie "Soda = Friends and Family"

one morning I walked into a dunkin donut at 7am after not having gotten a wink of sleep and bore witness to somebody wearing a
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a bit later than i wanted to but new chapter of Obsidian, my web serial is up, hope you enjoy tasnyx.wordpress.com/2020/11/2

gun in my mouth, screaming and crying, as the 16 year old burger king employee insists that they have never in the last 20 years offered a "Ray J Burger" at any of their establishments. I slide the barrel in my mouth a little bit further.

@cosmicevan "m416, that i would use to do war crimes overseas/age 16, is when you would pretend to be homeless"

My favorite mountain goats song is probably “Windowpane in Iowa”, which tells the story of two star-crossed lovers (Chasten and Pete) plotting a takeover of the world

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