It’s 2018 and we still don’t have a way to turn dryer’s lint into something useful. What’s even going on?

What I like most about Mastodon, is that it shows me that I don’t need Twitter in my life (I was one of the peeps). It also means that I won’t put much effort in Mastodon either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My mom harvested figs from all over the village, I think. Their flesh is red and super sweet.

If only there were icons one could use to symbolize these two options...

Yesterday, I had a tropezienne. The first in 6 or 8 years. 😋

My brain: "ok we just moved into a new flat, we should probably start by unpacking essential items like clothes and kitche-"

THE FIRST GUY WHO EVER SAID LOOK IM NOT GONNA BLOW SMOKE UP YOUR ASS: look, im not gonna blow smoke up your ass
ALL OF HIS FRIENDS: fuckin what? you're not gonna WHAT?

if this gets 100 boosts i'll make a video essay outlining why the Wallace and Gromit model train chase scene is the best action scene in all of modern cinema

I wish a modern retail chain would make their flagship stores look as unique and crazy as these Best showrooms from the 70's & 80's. 😍

I thought I'd miss quote tweets but it turns out I don't need to read an original tweet plus LMAOOOOO

Two deers in the creek, this morning. A lovely thing to say on my walk to work...

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