"A Fake Nude of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Was Debunked By Foot Fetishists"

A real headline

In about 2.5 hours, I'll be streaming Episode 150 of The Joy of Coding!

To celebrate the 150th episode, I'll be spicy-hacking. I'll be eating some extra hot wings and attempting to work some patches in through the heat. Let's see how it goes!


- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

Please boost.
Fediverse, I have a request.
If you know a woman that is:
-from Ethiopia, Sudan or South Sudan
-Tech savvy
-Has an interest in Digital Safety and Security

Can you have them reach out to me? (DM if you need an email addy instead) We’ve a Safe Sister Digital Safety Fellowship specifically for them, and applications are open until September 28 and I’d like to send them information.

Last week, I thought I wouldn't be able to stream this week. Turns out I was wrong!

This means that at 1PM ET today, The Joy of Coding Episode 149 will air! Come join me while I livehack on Firefox - it'll be a real hootenanny!


Tabling at damage.camp! I still can't tell you exactly about the game I've been making this year, but if you come by the Toronto Media Arts Center at 32 Lisgar in Toronto in the next six hours, I can just show you

Hey, would you happen to be in TORONTO? If you come by the Toronto Media Arts Centre at 32 Lisgar Street TOMORROW (FRIDAY) or SATURDAY between 10 AM and 7 PM, you can try out free the demo for the game I've been working on for @MermaidVR as part of the damage.camp/ event! It is cool

Unix will give you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you didn’t think rope would do that, you should have read the man page.

After almost-24 years, the very last secret in Doom II has been achieved: youtube.com/watch?v=irNoHfnLXR

RT @imjayhay@twitter.com


Someone on twitter requested a some pictures of the Lady Calston Televibe so I figure I'll share with the whole class, including the students at the arts and music high school (yes that's you, tooters).

tl;dr early 2000s teledildonics that ran off DTMF (beep boop phone dialy sounds)

We're looking for a Full Stack Software Engineer to work on MDN! Is that you? Is that someone you know? If so, please apply and/or share!

t.co/9GR4NnXEmj tweeted by @MozDevNet

Looking for more moderators for mastodon.social (paid), DM me if you are interested.

If I find someone I will reply to this toot, so if you find this much later than now please check it for replies before applying.

Imagine you didn't have to worry about where to host that big video file? Or if going viral had no server bill or downtime?

Learn how to scale the web with @WebTorrentApp@twitter.com, by @feross@twitter.com, in today's installment in the @mozhacks@twitter.com Dweb series.


is it possible to filter the federated timeline to certain languages? I have them checked in the preferences and it seems to only filter the local timeline.

new users please click here! 

btw, for people new to Mastodon, because it bears repeating - CW = content warning. To use it, click "CW" under a post you're making, and enter a label for the post.

common CWs/content warnings are for things like US politics, death, mental health (or mh), which is noted by positive (+) or negative (-), anything that people may not want to necessarily see as they're scrolling by. let people choose what to interact with, because you don't want certain content either.

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