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echoing what I said on Twitter: Serious Sam is a milestone in games as an art form for how deeply it embeds humor into its design, in a way very very few games ever do.

Serious Sam is true art, and I'll fight everyone who says otherwise

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Someone I've never seen before just DMed me out of the blue to send me a link to a page detailing the theory that there are two different Luke Skywalkers, one being slightly larger than the other

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gross, poop joke Show more

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i would like to thank further confusion for weaponizing owo against non-congoers

remember when Ubisoft tried to make Uplay on consoles a Thing and added functionality to draw Uplay achievement notifications over the systems' own ones

which royally shat up the 360 port of Prince of Persia: Forgotten Sands with it by crashing the framerate into single digits whenever you gain an achievement

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she's only about six hours into the night so hopefully she'll go back to sleep after a fresh bum and a full belly

staying up late was a mistake, he realises as just as he's about to go to bed babby starts crawling around in her bed and crying

lol that RCPS3 emulates a much higher-power platform much better than PCSX2 after less than half the time in development

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we need more games that are super chill and gentle about progression

modern open-world game design with its absurd density of Stuff, usually advertised at you via waypoints or compass markers or pins on the map or full on text popups when you go anywhere near it, isn't a relaxing exploratory experience but actively counterproductive pressure because most modern open-world games are profoundly insecure about themselves

when Endless Ocean does have ~story progression~ stuff for you to do you can either go and bumble about as usual with no pressure to do the thing

and even when you do the thing the game then just straight up tells you "okay come back to the boat when you want but feel free to just bumble about for a while, it's cool"

is RCPS3 actually sensibly useful yet? I'd seen a video of it running Afterburner Climax and that seemed to work better PCSX2 does on basically anything...

now wondering if this PC would run RCPS3 for basically Aquanaut's Holiday 3 and Afrika

I *do* have an entire Google Photos album of screenshots from this and Aquanaut's Holiday 3, why do you ask

actually just sitting here watching the title screen and attract mode demos and fuckin just, this is such a beautiful thing

made 11 years ago on a console then and still ridiculed for being underpowered vs its competitors and yet it's nicer to look at than a lot of "system seller" titles on the 360 and PS3

pondering the kind of work that would have gone into AI scripting for the fish in Endless Ocean

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