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jewelry company ad:

all femme people will be upset at you if you get them a good cooking utensil, but if you spend exploitative and inflated amounts on sparkly rocks they will do a sex on you

what the hell, duckduckgo, you can't just throw around accusations like this

if face id is the future of apple's biometric authentication, i really need to know if it works while i've got my thumb in my mouth

not sure if i am comfortable going to an apple store to find out if that is the case, or if the shop floor iphone xs will be equipped to let me test that

guess we'll find out!

is the pledge of allegiance actually a real thing that people do? i can't tell if this is just a prank that america agreed to play on the rest of us, or if they really are that fucked up

oops i accidentally looked up covers of lucretia's theme on soundcloud and now im crying at my desk

also that skateboard has the wrong logo on it?

scientists, lawmakers, parents, and others in the Teen management industry have long been seeking a method of identifying individual Teens without depending on complex aftermarket markers like RFID chips or coded tattoos

a recent breakthrough, while not a complete solution, finally allows any given Teen to be categorised as one of two Teen subtypes

we are one step closer to a future where we are reliably able to distinguish arbitrary individual Teens from one another

mastodon.social/media/w36mDTFy

i heard the phrase 'petting party' and got extremely excited

after looking it up, i find that the reality is somewhat disappointing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapper#

all aboard the love train

these carriages are cupid's domain

an exciting new chapter had been carefully written

hey hi some doctors said im an aspie now

what does this even mean? this reads like 'transitioned from blue to triangular' to me mastodon.social/media/wQmeBTvC