feel like I might be a Creative trapped in a Square's body
I haven’t checked the numbers for a couple hours, does josef own twitter yet?
west country parent chat Show more
Mum: Here Tom, have you heard [schoolmate I haven’t seen for 10 years]’s mum died?
Me: No I hadn’t heard that. Not sure I ever met her actually.
Mum: yes you did!!! You know her. Remember? [aforementioned schoolmate]’s mum.
Dad: the one with the fat arse
probably the pocket watch and Unusual Hat should have been a clue
Here I an wondering if the lad next to me on the train knows his earphones are exactly tardis blue and he goes and pulls out a plastic sonic screwdriver
S02E002: The Omnipresence Of Everything http://memetichazard.co.uk/s02e002-the-omnipresence-of-everything/
Game: guess the book from 1-star amazon review titles
did somebody do a thing last night about replacing the succ function with baker's, so 13 = baker's(dozen), or was that a fever dream?
about 4 days ago i had this incredibly stupid musical idea and it keep hearing it in my head. it won't go away
so i've had to actually create it
i present to you: the
ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME
(also: the jedi fuckin' suck)
Rivendell elves are the most awful patrician elites, they're the libs of middle earth imo
Today I'm absolutely baffled that Aragorn would choose Arwen when he could have Eowyn; when I was 19 I literally had a tantrum playing LotR monopoly because somebody else bought up Rivendell and left me with Rohan—"I like books, not horses"
Today I'm half a year out from turning thirty, and I've been doing some introspection, thinking back to what I was like when I was approaching twenty. I could write an essay about the differences between me now and me ten years ago, but instead let me tell you that I reread Lord of the Rings before Christmas and over the past decade I've completely switched my ranking of the kingdoms of Middle Earth from "Rivendell best, Rohan worst" to "Rohan best, Rivendell worst".
sure hope I didn't imagine it....a Mandeltraumtraum
One time, in Göttingen, I had this really excellent little almond cake/biscuit thing called a Mandeltraum. I'd love to make them, but I can't find a recipe. Deutschlanders help me out?
I don't know why I like almonds so much, but they're right up there with milk, oats and bread & butter & honey under "regular everyday foods that are actually better than 95% of cuisine"
Making marzipan was a mistake