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chalk bones @tomharris@mastodon.social

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feel like I might be a Creative trapped in a Square's body

my policy platform: birds are good, more birds

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*extremely me voice*

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“In memory of real birds”

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the Internet has affected us in a big way

recently I saw someone actually imitate the 👌 emoji using their hand

training a classifier to identify celebrities with BDE so I don't look stupid at dinner with my fellow millenials

Happiness Is An Empty RSS Feed Reader

Deutschers: when addressing a woman in a reasonably formal email, is "Guten Tag Frau ...." the norm or is this rude in the way its rude in English to presume marriage in using "Mrs"?

*writing a formal letter in German, hope I get it right*
"Gluten Tag"

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rediscovered some good graffiti pics I took in St. Andrews last week
(mild lewd)

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Guess who got bread with nutella

It's this boi

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POWDERPAINT LIVE

sunday 15th july - COWLEY CLUB BRIGHTON / time TBA

saturday 21st july - TRANS PRIDE BRIGHTON / time and venue TBA

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this plane is painted like a whale

the rain
in Spain
is horny
on main

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tip: interacting with friends is good

I am in Wiltshire and every tinder profile is the woman with horse / at a wedding wearing a fascinator profile

My book club is reading The Island of Doctor Moreau this month and it’s going to take a lot of willpower not to talk about Crash Bandicoot all evening