tom h @tomharris@mastodon.social

still can't fucking remember

I posted this as kind of a joke since I couldn’t remember in the moment but was sure I’d remember in a minute. But now it’s completely gone and all my brain can say is “Fyre Festival. Fyre Festival. Fyre Festival.”

i wrote "FF" on my hand about 5 hours ago and I can't remember why. it's not Final Fantasy

right wing potato cakes (fash browns)

potato cakes laced with alcohol for student japes (lash browns)

potato cakes used as currency (cash browns)

(tears of joy) finally…earthworm jim in smash

ten british Left accounts call it “essential”, I save it in pocket but never read it

essay for … idk Tribune magazine? about the subtle difference between the waterstones “smart thinking” and “really makes you think” tables and what that says about the (bad) liberal middle class

lmao waterstones finally did it, the make u think table

i guess it’s also partly about the concept “james bond”, although not to the same extent as skyfall

i saw the new james bond film. it is a modern james bond film in that it is a film about james bond rather than a film starring the character james bond

v fun day out though! lovely atmosphere. less cringe than I was expecting

update: it sucked!
3:30:21 — My thighs exploded. Did the first half in 1:32, then 1:58 for the second half (lots of walking). Need to work on pacing.

running a marathon tomorrow!

my bow? burning gold
my arrows? desirous

Bez (with Bez)

The Last Night of the Proms (with Bez)

telling your kids about safe, consensual sex (with Bez)