JOSS WHEDON IS THE FUNKO POP OF WRITERS
Horatio Nelson's last words are quoted as being 'kismet, Hardy'. That is a deliberate mishearing, passed down through history, by bigoted and anxious historians worried his actual last words, "piss on my hardon", were too gay
an iphone but with an extra button that says "prompt me for the wifi password"
me planning a holiday: yes, I can spend all my money on experiences and forget the shops
me on holiday: fuck me look at those woollens tho
consequence: i smell like eggs