tom VIII: tom takes manhattan @tomharris@mastodon.social

I’m in New York! It’s big!!

gosh I haven’t read any Takes for about 3 days, feels weird

lmao

(after ten minutes or so I realised vets means veterans)

the guys say next to me at this bar are developing their business, a startup of some kind, but for vets

through the extremely unrepresentative lens of the popular dating apps, I can tell you that everybody in Baltimore is either normal or a full leftist

Except the yellow schoolbuses, which are extremely blocky but also comically small

forgot how everything is just a bit larger and blockier in America, the pavements are like 6 inches high

Hello, I’m in Baltimore, home of important TV show The Wire, which I have definitely seen and appreciated

Incredibly, these are the only two men remaining from pre-2000 British tv who haven’t been outed as nonces

(in case it's not clear, I'm drunk here)

note the blu-tacced glasses and almost-mullet

think this is 2009? Might be 2010

Looks like I'll be mercifully airborne during the vote tomorrow.

this talking mongoose rules

I am the fifth dimension! I am the eighth wonder of the world!