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hey folks, not only does Direct Relief respond with aid for just about every global disaster there is, they also have a perfect score of 100 on Charity Navigator:
directrelief.org/

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When newcomers to Mastodon start acclimating to their surroundings, find themselves in a brand groove, and start throwing out dank memes with a cockiness of an Attitude Era wrestler.

shout out to the dyngus on this conference call who just took their phone off of mute to blow their nose directly into the mic (or at least that's what it sounded like)

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*slaps roof of the Arctic* this bad boy can fit so many deadly microbe from the X-Files in it

πŸ‘ who πŸ‘ the πŸ‘ fuck πŸ‘ keeps πŸ‘ clapping πŸ‘ when πŸ‘ I'm πŸ‘ talking? πŸ‘

I can really relate to this flag, it looked brand new this morning:
youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouG

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I just got a weird ad for pizza, sponsored by Coke, and I think it's because I once told my wife "Pepsi with pizza" - and now I feel compelled to tell you all that Pepsi goes better with pizza than Coke

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imagine being furious that someone rescued children from a cave before you could use your sharper image submarine to probably drown them

this 88 degrees at 9pm in September nonsense is some goddamn bullshit

not really sure about this new gmail design

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