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had some rando request $1 from me in keybase, so I did the logical thing of requesting $2 from them
the thing about games... is that there's only one winner and all the rest are losers
* puts on cool medieval sunglasses which are just solid metal and walks directly into a tree *
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damn it, every time I see a blur now, I hesitate:
is this just gonna be piss and shit in a bowl again?
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You can say any kind of gibberish as long as you first say “give em the old-”.
Give em the old rub and stubble.
Give me the old corny gambit
Give me the old happy Healyn
Works every time.
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Type “give em the old” and post the autocomplete.
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there was an old lady who swallowed two wolves
i don't know why she swallowed those wolves
i guess she'll dolves
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rip YTMND 😢
not even doom music can make it less sad
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every Santa Clause sequel should start with a new dad killing the current santa and having to take his place
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people that memorize what the back of their hand looks like can go fuck off into a volcano
I keep thinking about this parody of that shitty Delta ad:
https://mltshp.com/p/1G2R5
I'm on a big conf call reviewing a web design, and every now and then the audio breaks up in a robotic star warsy style, and someone just said "we added the video here to make the design more ＨＵＭＡＮ" and it was perfect
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