When newcomers to Mastodon start acclimating to their surroundings, find themselves in a brand groove, and start throwing out dank memes with a cockiness of an Attitude Era wrestler.
shout out to the dyngus on this conference call who just took their phone off of mute to blow their nose directly into the mic (or at least that's what it sounded like)
*slaps roof of the Arctic* this bad boy can fit so many deadly microbe from the X-Files in it
👏 who 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 keeps 👏 clapping 👏 when 👏 I'm 👏 talking? 👏
I mean, I know I do...
but do I?
I just got a weird ad for pizza, sponsored by Coke, and I think it's because I once told my wife "Pepsi with pizza" - and now I feel compelled to tell you all that Pepsi goes better with pizza than Coke
imagine being furious that someone rescued children from a cave before you could use your sharper image submarine to probably drown them
this 88 degrees at 9pm in September nonsense is some goddamn bullshit
not really sure about this new gmail design
web dev / meme inspector
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