Hi, I'm Sam
I toot things. Very occasionally they're good, interesting, or otherwise worthwhile
Some day I might do something useful
Nope, stand down, it's back up :(
So, with Trump's twitter account apparently removed, which masto instance should we wall him off in?
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I am not some sweet little endearing autist for the muggles to find inspiring
I am a person
I am fully capable of functioning
And if anyone forgets that I will rip out their fucking spine
(okay, maybe that was a bit stronger than a "mild rant")
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Great, local news did a documentary thing on bronies
Of course, painted them as a bunch of saddos watching a kid's tv series because they can't function in society
So far, not something I necessarily disagree with
But then they pivoted to "Oh, lots of them have autism and it's the only way they can socialise"
Host was all "aww, the autists making friends with ponies"
As someone with an ASD, FUCK THAT SHIT
Sean Hannity just called Hillary Clinton "President Clinton" on Fox News
Are they... they're literally in a different reality right now
AND WHAT SUCKS MOST IS THAT IT'S BETTER THAN OURS
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According to the AP:
"In the hours after the indictment, the president angrily told one confidant that Manafort had been a campaign “part-timer” who had only helped steer the convention and got too much credit for Trump’s ability to hold onto the nomination, according to a person familiar with the private discussion."
Yes, they're trying to play the "The campaign manager didn't have any influence over the campaign so there's not any wrongdoing" card
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So, with Trump yelling that the whole Mueller thing is a "witch hunt" does that mean that at the end of it we get to burn him at the stake?
As a cis person on mastodon (yes, we walk among you) I'm learning all kinds of fun names for hrt meds
Like anticistamines and femme&m's
I just love the idea of #trustroots
It's a +28.000 members large traveler community sharing free accommodation and connecting nice people via an #opensource nonprofit plattform
I really want them to join us here
They have different "tribes"
I made a bet to motivate them
"The first toot will get more interactions/boosts then your fb grab"
I asked them to leave fb/t and join us. But they were like no one is using #mastodon
Can you help to proof them wrong?
We could get a fediverse tribe, if we do 😜
Has anyone promoted Mastodon to any of the cast and/or crew of any Star Trek series with the phrase "William Shatner can't find you there" yet?
Ouch Timberland, that's a little close to the bone
(also Timberland boots aren't that good)
If anyone doesn't feel like giving Ginny money they can give money to me instead
*quietly adds another example to the list of reasons why you don't let clueless people near technology*
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Fuck off am I paying a grand for something that'll be obsolete in just a couple of years
(Please ignore my collection of mechanical watches using tech that went obsolete in the 70s)
Turn on the LED candles and then chop the head off the rubber chicken while chanting something that sounds vaguely like latin
After that, pick up all your stuff, plug in the equipment, and wander off
People will be talking about your dark magicks for the rest of the year
Free Halloween idea for IT people:
Dress as a cultist, bring a bag containing a rubber chicken, salt, a large cleaver, a chopping board, and 5 LED candles to work
First call of the day that can be fixed by turning something off then on again take your bag of gear to the equipment
With the salt, draw a pentagram on the floor, set the LED candles at the points, unplug the offending equipment and put it in the centre, put the chopping board, rubber chicken, and cleaver at one of the points
What would have massively improved it was the robots being faster and more brawly
Maybe the action looking something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrtnIImGipg
And then it being scored on the classic style, control, damage, and aggression with, I dunno, Henry Rollins or someone like that commentating
And get rid of the script
Just got around to watching that giant robot fight
Less exciting than I'd hoped and the announcers can fuck off but shows some promise at least
tired: progressive websites
wired: going back to gopher because fuck the web