Oh god, this is absolutely hilarious
...We're still doing Ed Balls Day?
IT WAS 6 YEARS AGO. IT WAS MILDLY AMUSING AT THE TIME BUT WHY THE HELL IS THIS STILL ALIVE 6 YEARS LATER?
Actually, no, it would be better to invite GCHQ over for tea because at least then you don't have to pay TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS for the privilege. Just a few teabags and some biscuits.
Have it on good authority that GCHQ people prefer custard creams, bear that in mind.
Okay, I know I'm not exactly the target market for this being a paranoid son of a bitch but that new Amazon Echo Look thing...
"Hey! You know that thing you put in your house that listens to everything you say? We added a camera to it so it can watch you as well! That'll be $200 please"
I mean seriously, what the hell? Might as well just invite GCHQ over for a cup of tea.
Saw a little hedgehog snuffling around the garden last night.
We're far to good to them really, we give them food and hay and built little houses for them the adorable little critters.
In addition to Theresa May's hard-brexit rhetoric, she's also said that "We want to lead the world in preventing tourism"
Yep, from May herself "forriners out, even them visiting!"
(Pretty sure she misspoke and she meant to say "terrorism" but this is funnier)
Oh hey, the FAA approved 3D printed titanium for use as aircraft parts. That's pretty damn neat.
I've been on the periphery of the occasional "men are awful" conversation. When the participants notice I can hear it they say "You don't count".
Still not entirely sure how to take that but I'll provisionally take it as a compliment.