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@Siphonay wait, gooddomain.name

I forgot .name domains were a thing

@maloki Are we not using the block/silence terminology any more?

Now, I understand that in some situations calling a person "an idiot", "thick as pig shit and twice as stupid", or "a dumb fuck" could be construed as ableist language

However if I were not to use those terms I'd have no possible way of referring to this prat independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli

I'm tempted to test Royal Mail and instead of writing an address on a letter just put the GPS coordinates

Wonder if it would get delivered

@Elizafox I was thinking the fish

"brought down like salmon" shall now be an idiom. I have decided

@Elizafox I read that as salmon and it still made some sort of sense, what is wrong with me?

I mean, cheers guys for checking stuff like that

But less of a hair trigger on the fucker would be nice

NewDay credit cards are really hot on their checks for fraud

You wanna know how I know this?

BECAUSE THIS IS THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME I'VE TRIED TO PAY FOR SOMETHING AND THEIR AUTOMATED FRAUD DETECTION FLAGGED THE TRANSACTION

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@squ1rrel @Elizafox Hey, they might hire you to play banging jams for the office!

@Elizafox @squ1rrel I'm sure you could shove the CV in their direction, if you do it enough they'll either hire @squ1rrel or leave you alone!

@Elizafox @squ1rrel Tell them you'll only do it if you can work remotely, they've already been chasing you for a year, they might agree to it

@what That's common as hell, it's called L'appel du vide, "the call of the void"