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Hey new users! A few suggestions for better homes: Show more

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new users, looking for apps? some alternatives to the web app: Show more

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Heeeeeere's the new Mastodon Flat CSS (MFC) theme!


You can now select either "Midnight Blue" or "Clean Slate", OR create your own custom palette!

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ugh i really hope crossposters don't slowly choke mastodon like they did to diaspora*

if you're just crossposting everything you tweet on birdsite then what even is the point of making a mastodon account? that's glorified spam at worst, and a recipe for abandonment.


Mastodon me is probably the purest digital version of myself

The Game Boy Advance version of Donkey Kong Country 3 uses the widely available Comic Sans MS typeface instead of trying to match the original typefaces when remaking both official art and in-game assets. Left: original SNES version, right: GBA remake.

A process for finding the shortest path between lesbians Show more

@rach I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as New Coke, is in fact, GNU/Coke, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Coke. Coke is not a soft drink unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU beverage made useful by the GNU ingredients, mixing techniques and vital bottling technologies comprising a full soft drink as defined by COLIX.

oh this whole system is SO BAD

now it needs security questions! it asks, what city was i born in? but it can only be alphanumeric characters too, so it wont accept spaces. I was born in Port Arthur!! CITY NAMES CAN HAVE SPACES!!!!!!!!!! i cant put it in im fucking aerghenrltghijthi45j
"password must contain between 8 and 10 alphanumeric characters"

why are government organizations like this

well... within saving range assuming i don't spend all my money on hard drives :blobcat:

i mean i'd like a leica q but there's no way i could afford that (or sneak it into concerts), and also the x100f is probably within range of saving money by next year (accounting for price drops in the used market)

if i was going strictly for pro work i'd actually like to pick up a sony a7s of whatever the latest gen is, always had a thing for their ultra low light capabilities

want 2 upgrade my camera from an rx100 m2 to a fuji x100f :breathe:

talking about nazis and their interfacing with a video game you probably like Show more

This is an incredible, incredible spam email oh my god

our meme generation neural network student is getting towards the end of his masters thesis and the results are absolutely a riot

so many muslims in the comments sections of food videos on youtube during ramadan 💀

of course i'm one of them too 😅

[lb image caption: a texting conversation between two people]

you: waters flavor is its temperature
them: what the fuck
you: sorry I needed to tell someone
them: what the fuck
them: actually what the fuck
them: why does that make sense

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