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Hey new users! A few suggestions for better homes: Show more

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new users, looking for apps? some alternatives to the web app: Show more

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Heeeeeere's the new Mastodon Flat CSS (MFC) theme!


You can now select either "Midnight Blue" or "Clean Slate", OR create your own custom palette!

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ugh i really hope crossposters don't slowly choke mastodon like they did to diaspora*

if you're just crossposting everything you tweet on birdsite then what even is the point of making a mastodon account? that's glorified spam at worst, and a recipe for abandonment.

I think the best thing I made for the fediverse is the Mastodon default avatar.

im jorting i opened Autodesk sketchbook and it opened my last sketch, which was a baguette burger

Sent toot I’m at the Pizza Hut and Taco Bell I’m at the Pizza Hut and Taco Bell I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell I’m at the combination Pizza Hut I’m at the end this time.

also apparently there is now a pretty apps page
But it lists only 6 apps

A good litmus test for 'are you Gen-X or Millennial' is were you ever allowed to touch actual litmus paper, outside of a university chemistry department

"We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture" is one of the most chilling sentences I've ever seen. Like, you have to wake up early in the morning to write horror better than that.

don't destroy what made mastodon a safe community for marginalized people just to appease twitter users

patiently waiting for one of those smart billionaires to solve homelessness by inventing the house

So okay, I've figured it out. Twitter is work, Mastodon is the bar.

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I try to treat my fediverse account as a conversational space, not a public record, so my posts disappear after 3 months. I recommend it.

i will never respect wikileaks until they reveal the colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices

still beautiful seeing hardened ironyposters just being sincerely nice on here. I don't know if it will last but I'm enjoying this moment

invite me into your home so i can meticulously explore your book, music, and video collections

Really digging how many of the voices of the fediverse are once again encouraging empowerment of our newest neighbors rather than treating them like an invading force.

Y'all do this old dog's heart good. Thanks for being awesome.


CWs aren't just about avoiding content Show more

Find out your GAY NAME!

Your first name +

*gets down on one knee*

My last name

suggestion for new mastodon users: stop trying to turn it in to twitter. remove the twitter behaviour. remove the twitter hierarchy. this is not twitter.

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