my fucking psychiatrist told me to charge money for the ebooks bots

If you're a lady who loves ladies at 35c3, you're a

congressbian

somebody please invent a "skip cutscene" button for real life.

because i'm at a new year's celebration with all the colleagues and let's just say, you would think people who have little time left to live would want to make the most use of their time...

Das Aaaaaaaaaaaa-Zelt beim #35c3 hat jetzt eine Banana for scale.

My favorite fraud — I never figured out what it was trying to do — sent a user-agent string that included backspace control characters, so if you output the logs to your terminal it would literally erase its own log line. It was only visible in an editor.

what confused me was that I was told at the counter that "the ticket was claimed 20 minutes ago", which actually was 20 seconds ago. now it all makes sense.

Mystery solved; user error. We fucked it up and printed the same PDF twice. We found the other which of course has a different serial...

Mystery solved; user error. We fucked it up and printed the same PDF twice. We found the other which of course has a different serial...

Someone claimed my ticket!? Just 7 minutes before me. A ticket which I came from a FINAL voucher and wasn't forwarded to _anyone_ - how is this even possible?

We set up a dedicated #fdroid repository for the #35C3 here:

fdroid.gitlab.io/35c3/fdroid/r

You can get the Fahrplan/schedule app and c3nav from there.

This will be kept up-to-date during the congress!

which isn't to say that new technology doesn't alter displace creative labor, because it obviously does that (and has for thousands of years). but there's a reason that it takes twenty minutes for the credits of a pixar movie to scroll past, and I think it's at least partially because the availability of automated tools opens up larger possibility spaces for sophisticated and interesting creative choices

PSA: Shut it with your own wifi in the hack centre please. If you're doing local IoT stuff, please reduce the transmission power. Last year all those APs generated so much noise, the congress wifi was unusable there. Thank you! 😊

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