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I am a walking-talking infohazard and am probably dangerous to your wellbeing. I vacillates between curiosity/playfulness, but even IRL I have trouble with signaling intent.

Subverting the way we model the world can break walls we build to protect ourselves. Breaking my own walls is how I overcome my own fears.

This may enhance triggers in those who have differing fear/disgust responses.

Knowing your emotional limits is not a weakness.

I won't be mad if you unfollow.

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Things I've been absolutely fascinated with: and , , , systems and mechanism / , anything, organizational , theory, , , , theory, , , and , risk reward processing, and the nature of in living systems.

Basically I wanna put sentient robotic ants on mars.

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All further minibear experiments halted due to big bears possibly finding out the seeds are a food source.

Honestly I'd try to pet the big bears, but it seems like people don't like it, and it tends to put the bear at risk.

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just changed the everyword twitter account's gender to "word list" (twitter had inferred "male")

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I really wanna name something "shitwizard" now.

I'm naming the squirrel "shitwizard" because when he shows up, all the chipmunks poop themselves like magic.

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I ordered from instacart today because I can't drive and the pandemic has been making it really hard to get out of the house.

In other news, they have 'keto' icecream at Aldi's and they totally deliver.

Shame that substitutions don't seem to work well. They got me a different flavor than the one I wanted.

Typed in "Lewd Hamtaro" to try and make a joke about anime waifus...

Mistakes were made.

Discussion of Weight 

I weigh myself nearly 3 times almost every day. Once before, once after I pee, and once after I poop.

Always naked. Always the same scale.

I also feel stronger and have less muscle fatigue when doing anything that involves lifting.

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Discussion of Weight 

I've been less active than I've ever been before thanks to the pandemic.

I just keep getting stronger without exercising and it's fucking magic.

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Discussion of Weight 

Since May 25th

I lost 20lbs of body fat and gained 18lbs of muscle and 2lbs of water weight, mostly by reversing the typical reasoning about fat being bad and questioning modern wisdom about health.

Going to work on my bones next.

I wanna buy a reliable brush and a comb.

All the ones I am finding break really quickly, and there aren't any that seem to be reliable.

Has anybody done the legwork to find something that will last for years and not worry about it snapping in two?

I have fairly thick hair, and all the plastic ones either have crap teeth, or are made in two parts so they snap in half after a few months of use.

I just partly confirmed that the urine marking behavior of the " least chipmunk (Neotamias minimus)" is also mirrored in the "eastern chipmunk (Tamias striatus)" and may reflect a foraging behavior where they avoid areas they pee on.

They only pee a few hours after I stop feeding them, and it coincides with their apparent 'boredom' in trying to explore the space.

They poop when they see other chipmunks. I think they use that as territory marking.

Also chipmunk piss smells awful.

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I was really close to getting a chipmunk to eat out of my hand.

Minibears are so cute.

Oh, and to somewhat bury the lead, Site.js now comes bundled with the Hugo static site generator.

@ultimape Heya, they have a quickstart on their site:

For Site.js, specifically, you can find a quick intro on the site:

Site.js version 13.0.4 released.

Fixes a bug with the archival cascade.

(The archival cascade is a very useful feature for an evergreen web where we don’t break existing links on the web – learn more here:

You can install Site.js and start playing with your own Small Web site in under a minute at

Teeth cleaning song; weird & probably distatesful. 

I know an old lady who's dog licked a rat. Imagine that!
A dog licked a rat!

Her dog licked the rat because the rat cleaned her teeth.

The rat cleaned her teeth while wriggling and jiggleing, and licking inside her.

The rat cleaned her teeth because she chewed on a fly.

I don't know why she chewed on the fly.

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Today I learned that rats will clean your teeth for you, and also dogs. They seem to like doing it if they trust you.

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