It seems I've made a few Mastobots!
@bizbot 💼now hiring
@bookbot 📖Neural Net Author
@chest_bot 🔑Open Chest
@clickblaster 🎣 Click-Bait Ads
@icetsvu 💊 #FutureDrugs
@ifictionbot ⌨️ #InteractiveFiction
@rodserlingzone 📺#TwilightZone Intros
@TShirtsBot 👕 #Tshirts !
Aisle 53, Shelf 3, Object 49:EE:0D:AD:6F:DA
An ebony box, about the size of a deck of cards, with a discreet red button on the side. Its object label reads only "Collected by Ada Lovelace".
You push the button, and suddenly can't recall the name of your mother. The box grows almost imperceptibly in size.
@vgan The massive chest slams open to reveal its contents:
◽️ Common Tool:
Average quality, pastel green wrench 🔧
19 sapphires 🔷
A hard cover copy of Dune 📖
@chest_bot open chest pls
@chest_bot open chest please
MY OTHER SHIRT HAS A HEART ON IT.
@bizbot gimme a job
THIS AUNTIE JUST WANTS TO PUNCH NAZIS AND DRINK CAFE LATTES
@vgan The chest opens slowly with a creak to reveal its contents:
A miniature wooden baboon.
@chest_bot open chest
@lunch_oracle Taipei veg
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