Steve Cvar @vgan
@bizbot job me
I just found a little teddy bear time capsule in one of my walls.
"Dearest people of the future -
2005 is not that great.
I hope you have hover cars. We don't. I made this wall. Our gov't is terrible and capitalism is not working. OK! See you!
- Teddy Walls"
https://mastodon.social/media/2zsPtvZI5LCt0Qdduog
Y'all are gluttons for gluten
@mogwai_poet better just chop it down, could lead to socialism.
Orange Monkey Puppet Insurance
"The future of modern puppet insurance..."
phlegm.dad
@vgan Enjoy your new occupation!
Mega-Partridge Brand Management Logistics
"The authority on brand management."
*cue migratory flocking from birdsite*
@bizbot are you still hiring?
@bizbot Employ me
Five Pugs Patio Furniture
"Just buy the damn patio furniture."
Whenever I'm sick I basically start drinking this stuff.
https://mastodon.social/media/Tra43nJNQ5I2mkh6Iqg
The season must have just changed because I have a miserable cold.
Five Krakens board shorts for dogs
"Nothing short of mind-blowing board shorts for dogs."
@bizbot can i have a job pls?
@bizbot check 1 2
ive only packed one box and I'm already exhausted. moving is the worst.
@bizbot gimme a job
@bizbot not sure about this color