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Aisle 53, Shelf 3, Object 49:EE:0D:AD:6F:DA

An ebony box, about the size of a deck of cards, with a discreet red button on the side. Its object label reads only "Collected by Ada Lovelace".

You push the button, and suddenly can't recall the name of your mother. The box grows almost imperceptibly in size.

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@vgan The massive chest slams open to reveal its contents:

◽️ Common Tool:
Average quality, pastel green wrench 🔧

19 sapphires 🔷

A hard cover copy of Dune 📖

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Find out Why Keith Richards Always Keeps A Ceramic Clown In His Hamper

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Learn Why Keith Richards Always Brings A Ventriloquist Dummy On Jogs

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[ASMR] ambient noise from Star Trek TNG, gentle clinking, very soft klingon discussion.

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When you want to open a drain and never let it close again?

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Ten Incredible Ways For Using Prune Juice To Fight Awkward Silences

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@vgan The chest opens slowly with a creak to reveal its contents:
A miniature wooden baboon.

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Theft by unknown baby convinced with host cannot walk.

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