I just found a little teddy bear time capsule in one of my walls.
"Dearest people of the future -
2005 is not that great.
I hope you have hover cars. We don't. I made this wall. Our gov't is terrible and capitalism is not working. OK! See you!
- Teddy Walls"
Y'all are gluttons for gluten
Orange Monkey Puppet Insurance
"The future of modern puppet insurance..."
*cue migratory flocking from birdsite*
Five Pugs Patio Furniture
"Just buy the damn patio furniture."
The season must have just changed because I have a miserable cold.
Five Krakens board shorts for dogs
"Nothing short of mind-blowing board shorts for dogs."
ive only packed one box and I'm already exhausted. moving is the worst.