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"When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."

"Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key."

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We are proud to announce that the Tusky 2.0 beta is now available to all beta testers on Google Play!
Read the full changelog here: github.com/tuskyapp/Tusky/rele

"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying \"Betcha can't eat just one!\" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."

"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."

"Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts."

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.

Watch for it everywhere.

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500px is shutting down access to their #CreativeCommons images! Use this VM to backup the data before the capitalists destroy it. archiveteam.org/index.php?titl

#FreeCulture #Boost #ArmchairActivism

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