Hmm... I don't look much at the federated timeline because everything seems to be in languages I can't read. I saw a setting to filter by language but it doesn't seem to be working. Oh well.
Apple: We triple-encrypt all your devices with military-grade encryption, then feed the decryption key to an intern, then throw the intern into the dinosaur pit. Even the NSA could never crack our crypto! You could bring down a government or fight a small war with our devices!
Also Apple: But if you just type 'enter' you can log in as root.