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Dan K. Memes @willrad@mastodon.social

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One of life’s greatest joys is getting a cat you just met to purr

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Good morning everybody! Take today by the reins, make it your own! You are in charge of your own destiny!

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ey so uhh nobody owns boozecouncil.global... or booze.foundation.. booze.expert? booze.university? BOOZE.SHOES???

Seriously considering running a Mastodon instance and hey I found some info about typical resource usage / costs. Nice!! github.com/tootsuite/documenta

I wasted one of my Vegan Cheat Days on this and I am HET UP

even their fucking hush puppies were bad HOW DO YOU FUCK UP HUSH PUPPIES

I'm calling the police, this is crimes

I've had better barbecue in New Hampshire. NEW HAMPSHIRE

just ate the worst barbecue I've ever fucking had at a new place near my apartment and I'm fucking steamed

drank a beer, so that's dinner sorted

that hard-hitting tech pundit content you crave

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tired: school to prison pipeline
wired: catholic to goth pipeline

okay look just for the record here is a list of the best Xmas tunes

* Christmas in Hollis
* Dogs barking Jingle Bells
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* that's all
* because Xmas music is trash
* I still love you all tho

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(also racism and genocide but let's maybe try to toss those parts aside going forward)

USians: if yr feeling bad about Family Stuff right now just remember that our country was founded on the principle of telling your parents to go fuck themselves and then moving as far away as possible