(absolutely no idea how two simple * characters turned into artisanal asterisks on the way from Mastodon to Twitter)
PSA: if you're an introvert who dislikes
curious strangers striking up a conversation, visiting a touristy spot with a puppy in tow *and* a stereoscopic lens on your camera is a decision you might regret. 🙂
Beat. The word you're looking for is "beat."
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/osfghk/countries_where_its_illegal_to_smack_children/
I'm wondering why there's a single y in there. Why, y, why?
Mr 6: y Mummy, can the puppy come into my room?
Wife: I don't think so, your room is messy! She could pick up something and choke on it.
Reader, 15 minutes later that kid's room was spotless.
I had somehow missed that there is hi-res, up-close drone footage from the Arecibo telescope collapse.
This man is 92 years old. What an incredibly impressive (and yet, genial and humble) human.
For context, joblessness was absolutely rampant in Austria in 1933, so I'm sure the talk topic would have drawn quite a crowd.
To my Israeli friends: look what I just found in my local museum. 1933 poster advertising a David Ben Gurion lecture in Vienna talking about "Palestine: the land without joblessness".
Junior asked today why dogs don't have butt-cheeks.
And that's how you end up explaining the basics of biped locomotion to a 6 year old.
And then the process breaks down at ringing the bloody doorbell.
It makes it all the way to my doorstep, in 10 days, from the other side of the world. That's MINDBLOWING.
I can then proceed to monitor the package, in near real time, as it moves around the planet towards me. I can check its customs clearance status. I know exactly when it gets loaded onto a delivery truck. Isn't that amazing?
On Monday morning, I get a notification from a less-than-postcard-sized device in my pocket that someone on the other side of the world has mailed a parcel to my address.
So I can sit at my desk on a Sunday night and place an order for an item shipped from the other side of the world. I can pay them practically instantaneously, too.
Modern logistics chains are utterly amazing. 🧵
So Patreon is going public?
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