<< Trello, Basecamp, JIRA, Pivotal — none of these tools existed when the Agile Manifesto was carved into Kent Beck’s chest while he was being forcefully held to an Altair 8080 by the other fifteen Agile Manifesto founders (it’s still unclear which founder did the carving). >>

rubiquity.com/2014/03/12/agile

Pathfinding is a solved problem. A* works really well. It always finds the shortest path. very fast. every time.

Why then is pathfinding in videogames always so shitty and frequently gives you ridiculously long pointless paths? or dead ends even? how exactly did they fuck this up?

man everyobe gives I don’t know how I found this but I think it gave me cancer youtube.com/watch?v=dqetsPdW4n

he grew all regal while I wasn’t paying attention. he’ll always be an awkward pupper to me

here is my bubub demanding the right to watch youtube videos about puppies failing at stairs.

TAG LEWD SHIT WITH A CW SO WE CAN CHOOSE TO LOOK, GENITALS AT THE VERY LEAST SHOULD BE OPT IN ON THE FEDIVERSE FFS

This is such basic *basic* stuff that WE all had to switch to doing to get along. Seriously now. Properly tag your shit here.

mr mastodon: sharing is called "boosting" here
everyone with a braincell: retoot

‪“fave” is norweigan for vulva kissing. so fave all the toots.

if the wachowskis directed a remake of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, what scifi elements would they include?

the pope wants me to call him and I don’t have a working phone

*lying in therapists office* so yah, thats why i think all my problems can be traced back to having a corporeal form.

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