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Inside the Red Head's HeadRandom ThoughtsI am wrapping up my lunch break on this random Wednesday in March and I thought I’d jot down a couple of thoughts for posterity. Ready? Okay, let’s roll….<ul><li>Want to know something that sucks? I brought two ounces of Planters Salted Peanuts with me for lunch today (14 grams of protein). I took a small handful (my gastric bypassed body can’t handle more than a small handful at a time without getting sick) and popped it into my maw. I chewed it up a little (again, part of the post-gastric bypass world means chewing the holy hell out of everything, which sounds silly and obvious [like, didn’t you chew the holy hell out of everything before surgery? I thought I did, but apparently not] but until you fail to chew something down enough you can’t really understand) and suddenly and without warning I had to sneeze. Know what’s gross? Sneezing with a mouthful of partially chewed up peanuts… that’s what’s gross. Worse? 20 seconds after you sneeze, when you think you’ve recovered and cleaned up the mess… you sneeze again. Ugh.</li><li>Elon Musk posted to his nazi social media site that he didn’t understand why people are out to get him. He said he sells things that are good and that he’s never hurt anyone. Never hurt anyone? Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking moron? This nazi fucker’s end can’t come soon enough. Deport his moronic ass to mars and be done with it.</li><li>We have a contractor coming tomorrow. We have two contractors coming Friday. March 2025 will go down in family history as the month of the contractors. We just can’t get away from them. Please please please let this be the end of it for a while.</li><li>We are one week and one day away from the start of the Boston Red Sox 2025 season. No matter what happens, they can’t be any more painful to watch than the Bruins were this year. Even if they come in dead last again it still won’t suck as badly as the B’s. I’m thinking about signing up for an online subscription to NESN (the New England Sports Network. The TV network that carries both the Red Sox and the Bruins). I think my days of being a radio-only Red Sox fan might be coming to an end. I haven’t decided one way or the other yet, but I think it’s going to happen… we’ll see.</li><li>I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone. I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone. Did I mention I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone? Who am I kidding. I want to buy a tenor saxophone. Only if it’s a good one though. Aw, hell.</li></ul>Okay. I have to get back to work now. This is all I have time for right now. I’ll probably write up some more brain droppings later. It’s one of those days, if you know what I mean.<a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/boston-bruins/" target="_blank">#BostonBruins</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/boston-red-sox/" target="_blank">#BostonRedSox</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/contractors/" target="_blank">#contractors</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/disgusting/" target="_blank">#disgusting</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/electrician/" target="_blank">#electrician</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/gross/" target="_blank">#gross</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/kitchen-contractors/" target="_blank">#kitchenContractors</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/lunch/" target="_blank">#lunch</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/major-league-baseball/" target="_blank">#MajorLeagueBaseball</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/mlb/" target="_blank">#MLB</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/musical-instrument/" target="_blank">#musicalInstrument</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/musk-is-a-fascist/" target="_blank">#muskIsAFascist</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/musk-is-a-nazi/" target="_blank">#muskIsANazi</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/musk-is-evil/" target="_blank">#muskIsEvil</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/nesn/" target="_blank">#NESN</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/new-england-sports-network/" target="_blank">#newEnglandSportsNetwork</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/peanuts/" target="_blank">#Peanuts</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/plumber/" target="_blank">#plumber</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/red-sox/" target="_blank">#RedSox</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/saxophone/" target="_blank">#saxophone</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/send-musk-to-mars/" target="_blank">#sendMuskToMars</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/sneeze/" target="_blank">#sneeze</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/tenor-saxophone/" target="_blank">#tenorSaxophone</a>

ano yatsustop staring at her, you creepy old man, you've gotta be like 20 years older than her. <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gross</a> <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#monsterdon</a>

rexti keep saying over and over that there’s no way this is real or a legit consideration. And, week after week, we continue to discuss it. this timeline sucks so much. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/democrats" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#democrats</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#trump</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#gross</a>

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9<a class="hashtag" href="https://kill-corporations.enterprises/tag/hate" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hate</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://kill-corporations.enterprises/tag/hate" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hate</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://kill-corporations.enterprises/tag/hate" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hate</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://kill-corporations.enterprises/tag/gross" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gross</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://kill-corporations.enterprises/tag/hate" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hate</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://kill-corporations.enterprises/tag/ew" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ew</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://kill-corporations.enterprises/tag/ew" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ew</a>

Carlos Fernández MiguelLondon Euston is amazing. The one who revamped recently the concourse forgot to take a look at toilets... <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/London" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#London</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/UK" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#UK</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Train" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Train</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Gross</a>

Jolie TiacImpeachment time, anyone? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#wtf</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/viralnews" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#viralnews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dumptrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#dumptrump</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#gross</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/caitradio" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#caitradio</a>

Peter HaslebacherAuf der TschentenalpDie Tschentenalp oberhalb Adelboden wird beworben als „Der Hausberg für Geniesser“. Dies ist sie tatsächlich: In sieben Minuten fährt man aus dem Dorf mit einer „Gruppenumlaufbahn“ da hoch und ist anschliessend mitten im Schnee. Viel hat es nicht da: Eine Handvoll Skipisten, einige Schlittelbahnen inklusive Schlitten-Verleih, wenige Spazierwege, von denen diesmal je nach körperlicher Verfassung nicht viele so wirklich begehbar waren. Dazu die grosse Schaukel weiter vorne auf dem Berg, die wir diesmal jedoch links liegen liessen.Für uns zählte jedoch als Genuss ganz klar auch der Aufenthalt im Restaurant. Zu zweit hatten wir ein „Plättli“ bestellt. Mit Fleisch- und Käsespezialitäten aus der Region. Wir konnten nicht anders: Wir mussten es geniessen. Langsam. Bissen für Bissen. Der Genuss war gross. Die Portion auch. Wir hatten zu zweit mehr als genug. Nächstes Mal nehmen wir ein kleines Plättli zusammen. Das ist Genuss genug …<a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/adelboden/" target="_blank">#Adelboden</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/aufenthalt/" target="_blank">#Aufenthalt</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/fleisch/" target="_blank">#Fleisch</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/geniesser/" target="_blank">#Geniesser</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/genug/" target="_blank">#genug</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/genuss/" target="_blank">#Genuss</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/gross/" target="_blank">#gross</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/gruppenumlaufbahn/" target="_blank">#Gruppenumlaufbahn</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/hausberg/" target="_blank">#Hausberg</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/kaese/" target="_blank">#Käse</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/klein/" target="_blank">#klein</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/langsam/" target="_blank">#langsam</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/plaettli/" target="_blank">#Plättli</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/portion/" target="_blank">#Portion</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/region/" target="_blank">#Region</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/restaurant/" target="_blank">#Restaurant</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/schaukel/" target="_blank">#Schaukel</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/schlittelbahnen/" target="_blank">#Schlittelbahnen</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/schnee/" target="_blank">#Schnee</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/skipisten/" target="_blank">#Skipisten</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/spazierwege/" target="_blank">#Spazierwege</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/spezialitaeten/" target="_blank">#Spezialitäten</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://derpendler.ch/tag/tschentenalp/" target="_blank">#Tschentenalp</a>

Dave RahardjaNew <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> Model Y updates are slated to start delivery in March. You can easily spot these new units because they will have an always-on light bar across the front, just like the Cybertruck. At night, you can also spot them by the red light bar across the back (it’ll be harder).You may have reservations about hating on people who own Teslas, because they might have bought them not knowing that a Nazi owns the factory. But buyers of these new models have no excuse—they are FULLY AWARE of who Elon is, yet decide to put money in his pocket anyway.If you spot one with the light bar, I encourage you to give their drivers dirty looks, vomiting mimery, disapproving gestures, or whatever you think they deserve. You can be assured these are people who don’t give a shit about funding a Nazi.<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/cars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cars</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/swasticars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#swasticars</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gross</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/elon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#elon</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/nazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nazi</a>

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gz<a href="https://pnw.zone/@brownsbay" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@brownsbay</a> One reason I don't let dogs lick my face. <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gross</a>

buherator<a class="u-url mention" href="https://ohai.social/@TarkabarkaHolgy" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@TarkabarkaHolgy</a> <a class="u-url mention" href="https://mastodon.social/@riffraff" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@riffraff</a> maybe heritage of the socialist era? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUUUZKYApoc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUUUZKYApoc</a> (taxidermia <a class="hashtag" href="https://infosec.place/tag/nsfw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nsfw</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://infosec.place/tag/gross" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gross</a>)

Morgan_WantGorefield, Powered by Lasagna by me, watercolor and ink. <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/garfield?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#garfield</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/imsorryjon?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#imsorryjon</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/eldritch?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#eldritch</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cosmichorror?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cosmichorror</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cat?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cat</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/catart?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#catart</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/art?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/artist?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#artist</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/watercolor?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#watercolor</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/horror?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#horror</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/painting?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#painting</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/drawing?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/watercolor?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#watercolor</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/watercolorpainting?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#watercolorpainting</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/gross?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gross</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/tentacled?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tentacled</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/orangecat?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#orangecat</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/lasagna?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lasagna</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/horror?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#horror</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/kitty?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kitty</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/guts?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#guts</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/gore?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gore</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/gelpen?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gelpen</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/ink?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ink</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/morganwant?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#morganwant</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/teeth?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#teeth</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/wings?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wings</a>

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Periapt GamesAny sufficiently long wiki article is a superb source of spell names.Baskuefet’s Complex System of Tissue Damage Wentcrafty’s Extremely Error-Free Skull Ventilation Zisekcebador’s Mouth-Filling Acid Build Up Alemmahulemma’s Warm Double Barrier Crandelamach’s Expansive Resistance to Cancer Feel No Pain When Exposed To Acid Or IrritantsAll from one article on naked mole-rats, picking out phrases and crunching up authorial names.<a href="https://dice.camp/tags/devlog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devlog</a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/weirdwikiwizards" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#weirdwikiwizards</a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/TTRPG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TTRPG</a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gross</a>

BetterifyouneilCNN: Trump signs executive orders to reshape the military, including banning transgender troops <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/27/politics/donald-trump-military-executive-orders/index.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/27/politics/donald-trump-military-executive-orders/index.html</a> --- They started with the trans... Then who? All until just white? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StupidRepublicans" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#StupidRepublicans</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PresidentBoneSpurs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#PresidentBoneSpurs</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PresidentRaper" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#PresidentRaper</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RapeyFelonPresident" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#RapeyFelonPresident</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Gross</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DumbDumbs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#DumbDumbs</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RepublicanDummies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#RepublicanDummies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Racists" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Racists</a>

Zark MuckerburgTook over two weeks to get over COVID 19. I’m going to give it a really poor Yelp review. I simply cannot recommend … <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/covid19" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#covid19</a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/sick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/gross" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gross</a>

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