Supersize Me
I’m considering making a follow-up to “Supersize Me” where I eat KFC every day.
It’s called “Lick my fingers”
Supersize Me
I’m considering making a follow-up to “Supersize Me” where I eat KFC every day.
It’s called “Lick my fingers”
A belly dancer called Wendy
Aspired to being modern and trendy
To a chorus of yells
She removed all seven veils
Driving her fans to a frenzy
Sinclair ZX Spectrum +2 aborted computer project for left-handed person.
There was a young girl named Joan
She went to the dentist's alone
In a fit of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity
And now she nurses the filling at home
There was an old man from the Nile
Who's behavior was awfully vile
he'd pick at his nose with two of his toes
then belch very loud and smile
The bed store is having a spring sale.
Unfortunately, the rest of the beds are still full price.
How to tell a vintage Millennial from an actual Millennial: We get jokes about "PRESS PLAY ON TAPE." but use our phones too much.
Oh, most of us are now in our forties!
There once was a man named McLaren
Whose wife was thought to be barren.
If he had of known
The fault was his own
His youth would of been much more darin
제가 익힌 고기(불속성)에 약한 이유가 포X몬식으로 설명이 가능하다고요? #joke
BONUS #JOKE :
Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, "Hello!"
The second smiles back nervously, and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about?"
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
Cup of Tea
I have a cup of tea every year, but I am trying to cut back.
A nudist resort in Benaires
Took a midget in unawares
But he made members weep
For he just couldn't keep
His nose out of private affairs
As a king he is fiendishly droll,
The monarch called Merry Old Cole...
His favorite wish
Is to mate with a fish,
So at dinner we never choose sole