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what if hitting your kids leads to a long life and our generation dies at like 62 because we never did it

@drewtoothpaste buddy don't threaten me with a good time

@drewtoothpaste i don't have any kids to hit you insensitive clod.

@drewtoothpaste what if you don’t have kids? I’ve been assuming hitting other peoples’ kids has the same positive effect just to be safe.