Today's the birthday (or *will* be the birthday) of Tenzil Kem, aka Matter-Eater Lad.
(Comic art by Curt Swan and Dario Brizuela.)
Apparently a thousand years in the future, aliens will know about... the Earth sport of baseball and its terminology?
Maybe Superboy could get them to start arguing over the designated hitter rule...
@dtgeek in Babylon 5 they do argue over baseball and whether the Martian offense is any good or if they just score lots of homers because of the lower gravity
@dtgeek He was a pretty good Senator.