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Fesshole 🧻

Wife was away for weekend, got smashed on whisky and ordered some secret cigs off Deliveroo. Went to brush teeth to hide the cig taste but no toothpaste so I used Original Source Shea Butter shower gel instead. Absolutely awful, do not recommend.

Nov 06, 2024, 08:25 PM·Public
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Betsy Bee

@fesshole If you can order cigarettes, you can order toothpaste.

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