Made eye contact with a guy across the street on a balcony. He signalled for my phone number, I signalled it back holding up fingers. He came over. We shagged. He's coming over tomorrow again. Not the worst Monday.
@fesshole Good for you! Have fun!
@fesshole A boast, not a ‘fess.
@fesshole merry christmas
@fesshole Sorry, I forgot, tomorrow's Christmas eve and I have to wrap like a million presents. Rain check?