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A cold Sunday morning story.

My wife: I need to get out of the house. (She’s been heads down on a project for the last 9 days.)

Me: It's f*king cold out.

Wife:Can we just drive somewhere?

Me: Where did you have in mind?

Wife: Target.

Me: Oh, so you want to go shopping?

Wife: What do you think get out of the house means when it's so damn cold?