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John Coates

How can the media focus be on Cohen in response to this testimony:

“During cross-examination, Cohen admitted to stealing from Trump’s company. He kept money that was meant to go to a tech company hired to rig polls in Trump’s favor”?

Hired to rig polls? This is part of Trump’s defense? Cohen stole money I wanted him to spend committing election fraud, so we shouldn’t believe him when he says I committed election fraud?

@jciv “What, me, steal that huge diamond from the vault last night? Nice try, but I have an alibi!”
“Which is…?”
“At the time of the theft I was in the next town over, stealing THEIR huge diamond. Check the security tapes!”

@jciv So, this is a poorly written sitcom that is really just a dystopian commentary. I remember a movie written in a similar fashion, uh, something-ocracy or something. Turned out to be prophetic I guess.
🤔 I need a Brawndo(tm).