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Josh "cortex" Millard

first time i fix my dishwasher myself: "fuck yeah, i'm a genius and an economical mastermind"

second time i fix my dishwasher myself: "fuck this, fuck you, fuck everything"

@joshmillard Encountering wax motors for the first time: Haha, cool tech

Encountering wax motors for the second time: god DAMMIT these are TERRIBLE

@joshmillard problem being once you successfully repair an appliance there are expectations.

@joshmillard third time: this is my life now. I just fix shit around the house.

@joshmillard Fixed our microwave&oven combo five times so far, happy and proud every time (although each was different), but damn it's heavy 😂

@joshmillard
And welcome to the next step: "Fuck no, having an appliance tech fix this fucking thing!"

@dancingtreefrog @joshmillard Here in Finland that costs half the appliance, unfortunately.

@spbnick
Well, that's no fun. Although I could see that as 50% off the price of a new appliance!
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@joshmillard My exact words yesterday mounting a light on the ceiling. Probably more fucks.