I absolutely want to see the movie for which this story is the mid-credits epilogue.
Archaeologists Bewildered by Skeleton Made From Bones of at Least Eight People Who Died Thousands of Years Apart: During a recent...
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@jwz Slow Frankenstein
Someone in the past obviously played a practical joke of "How many different bones from people eons apart will it take to keep a bunch of future archaeologists in bewilderment?"
@jwz What, you never dragged yourself back from the dead, reassembling your broken corpse from the pieces of the horrified victims you stumbled across?
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@jwz I mean, what do you do with your favorite bones?
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I'll go out on a limb here and assume someone wanted to make a skeleton to show people shit and made do with what they had.
@jwz Someone was making a man with blond hair and a tan?