I went to the aquarium today and there was a guy in a wetsuit pushing a penguin around on a box, back and forth through the water
someone asked why and he says, "yeah, she kinda just really likes riding on the box"
I'm still not over it y'all
I wanna be the penguin
@lorddimwit @nasamuffin Right??? This has Big #ThisCouldBeUs Energy.
@AdaraAstin @lorddimwit @nasamuffin We all wanna be the penguin.
@Pineywoozle @lorddimwit @nasamuffin I'm egalitarian about these things: I'd love to be the penguin but I'm also happy to take my turn pushing the box.
@AdaraAstin Well yeah, it’s no fun always being the penguin, but from now on when I want to be pampered my go to phrase is gonna be “But I wanna be the penguin”
@lorddimwit @nasamuffin