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I went to the aquarium today and there was a guy in a wetsuit pushing a penguin around on a box, back and forth through the water

someone asked why and he says, "yeah, she kinda just really likes riding on the box"

I'm still not over it y'all

@Pineywoozle @lorddimwit @nasamuffin I'm egalitarian about these things: I'd love to be the penguin but I'm also happy to take my turn pushing the box.

@AdaraAstin Well yeah, it’s no fun always being the penguin, but from now on when I want to be pampered my go to phrase is gonna be “But I wanna be the penguin” 🤣 🤣 🤣 @lorddimwit @nasamuffin