an "immersive coffee experience" sounds like something that will end in a trip to the emergency room
@molly0xfff The only non-buzzwords in that sentence are the prepositions & conjunction.
The failed to get "your" in there somewhere though.
@molly0xfff Can we just immerse Web 3 in their shitty coffee until it stops moving.
@molly0xfff "immersive experience" I can just go to the kitchen and make myself a fucking coffee like I always do what is this shit