Job interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me: Honesty.
Job interviewer: I don't think it is a weakness.
Me: I don't give a f**k what you think.
@nixCraft Hi, I’m Kevin.
Would "Chocolate" be an appropriate answer?
@nixCraft@mastodon.social you're hired!
@nixCraft Kryptonite
@nixCraft I have a similar experience. They didn't hire me.
I recognize my young self in that.
My dad was too much of an influence... and he was a salesman often recommending competitor's products. Although that paid off over a couple of decades as he eventually became "whatever Hedhman says..." within his industry (silk screen printing).
@nixCraft Honest people don't censor out their own swearwords.
@nixCraft My greatest weakness was lack of a job, and then I got a job.
@nixCraft ill be honest, I wiped the company's database
@nixCraft my soul just left my body
@nixCraft Did I mention the verbal incontinence?