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nixCraft 🐧

I'm telling my friend that comedian is my backup career plan in case AI takes over my job 😂

Friend: Tell me a joke.

Me: What's a programmer's favorite pickup line?
"Are you an exception? Because you're out of my bounds."

Friend: Okay, try to save as much money from your current job as possible, buddy.

Me: hmm.. How about becoming a resistance leader against AI? 🤔

Friend: 😒

Me: Farming…

Friend: walks away

@nixCraft
Farming? Really? A programmer of your talents?

@unixjunk1e @dgar @nixCraft at least, you'll always have something to eat then.

@nixCraft Sadly, I fear AI may be coming for your new career too.

@nixCraft well doesn’t this cave look cosy?

@nixCraft In the end, Marty Malt found that all he needed to get laughs was to talk about his life.

@nixCraft When I told my friends I was planning to become a comedian, they laughed at me. Well, nobody's laughing now!

@nixCraft I'll be Laurel to your Hardy. Let AI try to do improv. and slapstick.