Job interviewer: So why are you deeply passionate about working with us?
Me: You need to secure servers, AWS cloud architecture, networks, and firewalls. I need to eat. Deal?
@nixCraft "I'm deeply passionate about having a roof over my head."
@nixCraft deeply passionate....are you hitting on me? Let's keep this professional.
@nixCraft I've been asked some absurd questions in interviews. "If you could be any kind of animal, what animal would you be?" sticks out as the most absurd.
I didn't know any better, so I answered thoughtfully. Today, my answer would be to be that I want to be a bronteroc - that way I wouldn't have to live on the same planet as people who ask those questions, and someday I may be able to actually eat the rich.
@nixCraft if only it was this easy
@nixCraft But AIs don't need to eat... food.