How to Become a Farmer
00. Learn Python
01. Write code day and night
02. Become a senior developer
03. Burn out solving problems
04. Finally had enough of this. Quit.
05. Become a farmer. Work with trees and animals and grow crops.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
@nixCraft 06. Discover how useful those skills are in agriculture, trying to fix big green DRM'd tractors.