Anders Eknert<p>Swedish Television (SVT) “accidentally” doing this, lol</p>
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Video X-3000 #cine31<p>🥧 day</p>
Molly White<p>Elon Musk's favorite supposed data expert, who he's retweeted at least a dozen times, claims she can only process 60,000 rows of data before her "hard drive overheats".</p><p>Perhaps someone should rescue her from where she's apparently stuck twenty years in the past, which is the only possible explanation for those hardware limitations and the apparent lack of access to cloud compute.</p><p>Unless, of course, she's just completely making shit up.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/USpolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USpolitics</span></a></p>
Fesshole 🧻<p>I work in a very busy pub, we know a few of our customers do coke in the loos, so we spray WD40 on the sinks, we hear the sad nos and fucks, as WD40 dissolves coke. Strangely nobody ever complains.</p>
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JA Westenberg<p>If you were literally on fire, Zuckerberg, Musk, and Bezos wouldn’t piss on you to put out the flames. They’d bottle it and charge you surge pricing.</p>
Ben Royce 🇺🇦<p>What is the difference between honest ignorance (which we all have on any number of topics, and if we're humble, we learn) and prideful ignorance ("I know everything already, shut up")?</p><p>This man</p><p>He came to the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wisconsin" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Wisconsin</span></a> state legislature to speak against <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/genderAffirmingCare" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>genderAffirmingCare</span></a>. Instead, after listening to testimony, he apologized and said he learned a lot</p><p>😲</p><p>On <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/socialMedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>socialMedia</span></a> we are drowning in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bigotry" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bigotry</span></a></p><p>But, sometimes, you can educate those who will listen</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trans" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Trans</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TransRights" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TransRights</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Transgender" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Transgender</span></a></p>
nachtet<p>Merkwürdig, ich höre dieser Tage immer wieder das Wort <a href="https://norden.social/tags/Sonderverm%C3%B6gen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sondervermögen</span></a>, aber nie fällt das Wort <a href="https://norden.social/tags/Verm%C3%B6genssteuer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Vermögenssteuer</span></a>.<br>Jetzt sollen sogar die Arbeitenden auf einen Feiertag verzichten, weil wir ja alle gemeinsam anpacken müssen, um die Bundeswehr zu finanzieren. Die zahlen aber schon prozentual mehr Steuern und vor allem Sozialabgaben als die, die am meisten Geld zur Verfügung haben. Wieso verzichtet die Regierung wieder und wieder auf diese Einnahmen, und bedauert gleichzeitig die Höhe der Schulden?</p>
Dan Gillmor<p>Musk's latest amplification of fascist contempt for humanity is a reminder that if you are still on his evil platform -- especially if you're posting there -- you are supporting his vile business.</p><p><a href="https://meidasnews.com/news/elon-musk-retweet-hitler-didnt-murder-millions-of-people-public-sector-workers-did" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">meidasnews.com/news/elon-musk-</span><span class="invisible">retweet-hitler-didnt-murder-millions-of-people-public-sector-workers-did</span></a></p><p>This goes 10x for journalists, who mock their craft and demonstrate a special kind of indifference to ethics and morality by sticking around.</p><p>Stop pretending otherwise.</p>
Greenpeace International<p>Buy less, live more.</p><p>Unsustainable consumption fuels environmental destruction and injustice, piling up waste so vast it’s visible from space.</p><p>Let’s make the lower levels of this pyramid our new normal.</p>
Matt Palmer<p>Something brand new, the tree and ravens were captured in the highlands of Falls Creek here in Australia. We have very chaotic forests which means the fog is quite vital to making a clear composition. The ravens were captured in nearby trees as there are many found in this area, just not where you want them =P</p><p>No title yet...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Australia" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Australia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fallscreek" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fallscreek</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/landscape" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>landscape</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/landscapephotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>landscapephotography</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trees" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>trees</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Victoria" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Victoria</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/blackandwhite" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>blackandwhite</span></a></p>
Vagina Museum<p>The Vagina Museum is just one month away from closing. Forever. A perfect storm of circumstances means that we may have to close our doors permanently and cease all digital activities. But we're not going to go down without a fight. Save the Vagina Museum. <a href="https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">gofundme.com/f/btscc2</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
SnoopJ<p>Program goes to Operating System, tears in eyes, says "my state, it is very bad"</p><p>Operating System says "is no problem, have good error reporting facility, detailed but concise report, contextual information included. you will submit bug there"</p><p>Program sobs loudly "but Operating System, I *am* error reporting facility"</p>
Andy Warburton ❌❌❌<p>If anyone wants to have a go at 3D Printing him, my Star Wars Pit Droid is now live on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/printables" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>printables</span></a> ! (I would appreciate a boost if you can spare it ) :)</p><p><a href="https://www.printables.com/model/1227789-star-wars-pit-droid-14-scaleish" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">printables.com/model/1227789-s</span><span class="invisible">tar-wars-pit-droid-14-scaleish</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/3dprinted" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>3dprinted</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>scifi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/prusa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>prusa</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maker" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>maker</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/robot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>robot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/droid" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>droid</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/free" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>free</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/droids" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>droids</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/3dprinting" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>3dprinting</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/starwars" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>starwars</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pitdroid" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pitdroid</span></a></p>
Corey S Powell<p>See that little gray rock?</p><p>That's Deimos, the mysterious outer moon of Mars, spied yesterday as the Hera spacecraft buzzed by the Red Planet. Little Deimos is just 12km (8 miles) wide.</p><p>Such a cool shot.</p><p><a href="https://www.esa.int/Space_Safety/Hera/Hera_asteroid_mission_spies_Mars_s_Deimos_moon" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">esa.int/Space_Safety/Hera/Hera</span><span class="invisible">_asteroid_mission_spies_Mars_s_Deimos_moon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>space</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>science</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/astronomy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>astronomy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>photography</span></a></p>
Julian Oliver<p>Black Mirror have a new season coming out with "more tech nightmares". A few years back the show's writers had room, they had time. Today they're competing with next week's news.</p>
Richard Littler<p>A 'leaked' architectural drawing showing how the White House might be adapted to reflect Trump's tastes. It bears more than a passing resemblance to Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise in Back to the Future II. </p><p>Can't zoom in? Here's a larger version:<br /><a href="https://www.richardlittler.com/post/don-trump-s-pleasure-paradise" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">richardlittler.com/post/don-tr</span><span class="invisible">ump-s-pleasure-paradise</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Musk</span></a></p>
Heidi Li Feldman<p>From Illinois Governor Pritzker’s chief of staff, an excellent observation.</p>
Arrêt sur images<p>Que pense Johann Chapoutot, historien du nazisme, des propos de Jean-Michel Aphatie, qui a comparé les massacres commis par la France en Algérie avec Oradour-sur-Glane ? Daniel Schneidermann lui a posé la question ⤵️ <br><a href="https://www.arretsurimages.net/emissions/je-vous-ai-laisse-parler/johann-chapoutot-le-nazisme-et-les-irresponsables-de-lextreme-centre" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">arretsurimages.net/emissions/j</span><span class="invisible">e-vous-ai-laisse-parler/johann-chapoutot-le-nazisme-et-les-irresponsables-de-lextreme-centre</span></a></p>
Evvy :neofox_floof:<p>oh, you're a computer expert? then why are all your devices broken in weird ways?</p>
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