He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He accidentally changed a bunch of rows in production and didn't make a backup
Oh no
Santa Clause is coming to town
@JenMsft update thelist set naughty=false; -- where name = 'Joe Bad';
Oops...
@JenMsft He puts himself on his own naughty list.
He can't be fired quickly enough, though since he only works one day a year.
And if he is fired there would be a qualified Santa shortage.
No-one wanted the the replacement Santa that is depicted in the picture.
ROLLBACK TO SAVEPOINT [savepoint name]
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