Breaking: President Trump signs an Executive Order making climate change illegal.
In a bold move, Emperor Drumpf orders military to assassinate Gaia to put an end to the climate change hoax once and for all.
@TheDefiant604 Oops evidently the military cannot find Gaia because some asshole deleted all of her pictures from their database. 
@MissingThePt I am just waiting for him to sign one saying he doesn't have small hands and a tiny dick.
@MissingThePt If it only was that simple…
@MissingThePt
Nah, they just make reporting on the changing climate illegal, so the problem literally vanishes