Was I supposed to take MDMA before this Apple event?
I think they’re going to release a new Mac
Is Tim wearing cargo pants?
Ya ya what’s the price
We know how many zeros, just simply need to know the first digit.
Just once I want Apple to be like, “this is the world’s OKest laptop”
Uh oh technical hiccup
Wait maybe that was me
Time for the erotic strip tease color reveal
Many years of use? You mean until next year when you call this one a piece of shit?
Morse code the price so I can go back to eating my dinner.
*******Richest set of users yet
“Just $1299” is such a douche statement
“Just $1299 or 91 pretax hours working minimum wage in NY”
@RebeccaSlatkin that's last, gotta build the hype, first! :P
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Well, in binary, the answer is definitely 1
@inthehands I was waiting for this reply
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Hey, if you need somebody to actually say the stupid nerdy joke, I’m the redhead you’re looking for
@RebeccaSlatkin "the most mid"* to appeal to the youths
@RebeccaSlatkin Is “yet another shade of black“ even really a new color? So boring
@RebeccaSlatkin After buying our first house this summer, I don't know that I could even pay $12.99 for it.
@RebeccaSlatkin I bought a 24” iMac a week ago for my father in law and I really wish there was a cheaper model. Not everyone wants a MacBook
@RebeccaSlatkin I cringed at “MacBook Pro is great for students” like my dude it’s a $2000 laptop
Edit: okay I missed the entry level model is at $1600 now but my point still stands
@RebeccaSlatkin The poors are clearly not pro
@RebeccaSlatkin Not the baby? They hiccup a lot, I’m told.
@RebeccaSlatkin Do you mean that tiny glitch in one of the canned videos within the canned video?
(Commenting 7 hours late on a few milliseconds is my entire energy.)