@RustyBertrand he's so proud of himself too, run kids, RUN!
@RustyBertrand Orca? REALLY?
@RustyBertrand Get out of the water & go swim someplace that isn't a swan or goose's territory; this isn't hard.
Swans have killed grown adults. They're very territorial and can capsize small boats.
@violetmadder @RustyBertrand I've been in a fight with swans. They knocked a friend to the ground and I had to wade in. Vicious fuckers.
Pretty pretty little dinosaurs.
@RustyBertrand I am sorry that I think this, but people get bullied by small animals only by our complete reluctance to carry and use golf clubs. I mean I too would rather just run to the car, but when I see an uppity Canadian goose trying to run me off the archery range I think, "if only you knew, little dude".