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RustyBertrand

Don't let your children wrestle Gerrit Jan!

@RustyBertrand he's so proud of himself too, run kids, RUN!

@RustyBertrand Get out of the water & go swim someplace that isn't a swan or goose's territory; this isn't hard.

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Swans have killed grown adults. They're very territorial and can capsize small boats.

@violetmadder @RustyBertrand I've been in a fight with swans. They knocked a friend to the ground and I had to wade in. Vicious fuckers.

@RustyBertrand I am sorry that I think this, but people get bullied by small animals only by our complete reluctance to carry and use golf clubs. I mean I too would rather just run to the car, but when I see an uppity Canadian goose trying to run me off the archery range I think, "if only you knew, little dude".