"Why do you wear a mask if you're healthy?"
"I'm healthy because I wear a mask."
@augieray
I’ve found it’s easier just to say I’ve got Covid. You’d be surprised how quickly they give you your 6’ back.
@Joe_Hill I'm tempted--but then I miss the chance to educate folks.
I once had this fantasy of being accosted by an anti-masker, so I take off the mask, get really close, and with a big smile say, "Thanks for letting me do that. I have to wear a mask all day long around COVID patients in the respiratory clinic, and it's nice to take it off now with you."