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"Why do you wear a mask if you're healthy?"

"I'm healthy because I wear a mask."

@augieray
I’ve found it’s easier just to say I’ve got Covid. You’d be surprised how quickly they give you your 6’ back. 😂😂

Augie Ray

@Joe_Hill I'm tempted--but then I miss the chance to educate folks.

I once had this fantasy of being accosted by an anti-masker, so I take off the mask, get really close, and with a big smile say, "Thanks for letting me do that. I have to wear a mask all day long around COVID patients in the respiratory clinic, and it's nice to take it off now with you."