haxadecimal @brouhaha@mastodon.socialA body at rust stays at rust.
– Newton's First Law of Car Repair
Newton's Second law says that fluids at rest become non-dynamic.
And they degrade over time.
If you have a vehicle that you rarely drive, make sure you drive it once a month, preferably for a hour.
Failure to do so may cost you a lot.
@brouhaha Crash something hard enough, it will fall over.
@oclsc
like a bridge
@brouhaha You're under arrest!
@oclsc Are you ready to move into your all-electric house? We're giving you the chair.
@brouhaha Sorry, we're going Beyond the Grid. It's the only safe option.
@oclsc Close Artichoke mode.
@brouhaha Close B clothes mode on Deputy Dan. Thank you!
@oclsc Deputy Dan has no friends.
@brouhaha Don't follow the balls when they make the street.