Question for chicken owners, out of curiosity: what do you think the ACTUAL price of a dozen eggs is from the backyard chickens?
Include: feed, enclosure/repairs, lost chickens from predators, vet visits, chicken retirement lodge, chicken sweaters and hats, etc etc? #chickens
@ai6yr CHICKEN SWEATERS AND HATS
@tiamat271 https://www.flickr.com/photos/debiguity/2243220392/in/photolist-4qe6gE-5uHkTP-2ieLKSQ-2nstUWn-2ekXowq-6MY9Wd-6rYdXu-2i1ZgtN-dgxs1a-9JTDgm-8vSHkh-7gZWvN-ftt7ui-dzdaDd-dzbr5f-9JQQpK-dzd5V1-9JQRyF-6rU8di-dz7B2a-dz7FvD-dz7ATP-dz7EkK-dzd4Km-dzd5Lf-dz7z5n-dzd5U9-dzd3YL-dz7Fgi-dzd5uU-dzdaF7-dz7AtM-dzd5P5-dz7AH6-dzda7o-dz7F1K-dz7B3t-dzd4TQ-dzd5wL-dz7AEa-dzd5mo-dz5XkZ-deznnB-dz7AZp-dzd4SW-dz7zQv-dz7ARV-dzd5a5-dzd5X5-dzda8f
@ai6yr @tiamat271
I'm trying to envision how the chicken dressing process happens without catastrophic blood and/or eye loss for the humans involved. Full suit of armor, or are they pretty chill about it?
@me_valentijn @ai6yr maybe they do chicken yoga first to relax?
CHICKEN YOGA
Tampa Bay Times: Chicken Yoga comes to Ybor City, and of course the chickens wear diapers
Once diapered, the chickens are “ready for some crescent lunges and warrior poses.”
"So, of course Ybor now offers Chicken Yoga, a unique take on the animal yoga craze that has predominately centered around goats but has included creatures such as dogs, cats and even sloths."
@ai6yr @tiamat271 @me_valentijn
Magic 8 Ball says:
Lethal H5N1 increase in function mutation detected in yoga studio chicken diaper bin.
@chris @ai6yr @tiamat271
Definitely a contender to add to the monthly disaster Bingo cards 
@me_valentijn @ai6yr @tiamat271
I always envisioned more of a Book of Revelations fiery sword kinda thing and not this ... chicken shit.
@chris @me_valentijn @ai6yr @tiamat271
Patience, we've only just begun.