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@elonjet@mastodon.social @SirJohnFalstaff@mastodon.social - Or a fish burrito from Guy Fieri's Flavortown Kitchen’s infamous ptomaine restaurant in Sacramento… mmmm, the bagged cheese dip or used air sick bag game. Always a toughie.

@elonjet Maybe he’s off to visit Texas to see how the forthcoming merger with Mexico is going. 🤣

@framegray @elonjet That wall is going to make it harder for him to implement Russia’s objective of merging Mexico and Texas into one country though. 🤪

@jelasher @elonjet Here's a thought: If Sir Elon is successful in merging Texas into Mexico, will governor Greg Abbott and his state, be forced to follow Mexico's mask mandates? About a year ago or so I read an article saying that Latin America takes getting vaccinated seriously. They don't follow the antivax hogwash.

@AndrewRiddell1 @elonjet Not what you want to see in a billionaire doing his utmost to fight climate change 🙄

@AndrewRiddell1 @elonjet isn’t it ever! Dropping all of his children off. Should see it fly over to Russia shortly

@elonjet on the ground for less than 30 minutes? He's likely just sending it all over the country to play games with people.

@Jimmmurray @elonjet You know... given the kind of person he is, I would absolutely believe that.
Can't wait for the justification "it's to confuse stalkers"

@elonjet Now he's just having the plane fly around constantly to annoy everyone

@elonjet@mastodon.social - Told ya, he just needed to pick up a Hagan’s Original Orange Freeze (small size so he doesn’t freeze his large brain neural links) and confuse the night ninja assassins at night shift change overs… sheez.

@elonjet please, don’t land in México. We hate U here too Mr. Plutocracy

@elonjet
So I never followed this feed on Twitter when it was there, but jesus this asshole has a high burn rate in private jet flights. Sure, he's got the money, but SFO-SMF-LAX-AUS-SMF-SFO daily? - that's just fucking stupid. Hasn't he heard of Zoom meetings?

@elonjet By the time he burns through his inheritance his Gulfstream 4 is going to have the resale value of a 2003 Toyota Camry.

@darthstar @elonjet if you are conducting one of the biggest frauds in modern history having meetings via recordable means leaves evidence… maybe he prefers to crime in person… 🤷🏻‍♂️ just like SBF. 😆

@elonjet how can he actually even lead a company when he’s constantly flying around?